America...Why I love her...

[BBUK_anon]

 

[funKYcat75]

Did you just assume America's gender?

 

[TortElvisII]

 

[warrior-cat]

Did you just assume America's gender?

It is how real men define her.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Cause she got bohumdacious TaTas

 

[BBUK_anon]

Not one mention of Kentucky. Hey Duke. Kiss my ***.

I think you better do some begging your pardon and listen a little deeper instead of trying to be a shock jock...You're not good at it, you just do it a lot.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Miller: John Wayne was a ***.

All: The hell he was.

Miller: He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.

 

[BBUK_anon]

The ignorant Americans

 

[BBUK_anon]

Appalchia is NOT Kentucky and a couple other states.

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.

I'm not gay or anything, but that's pretty hot.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

I'm not gay or anything, but that's pretty hot.

Tickle the back of my balls with your tongue, Pilgrim!

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

If you love her so much, why don't you marry her lol.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Cause she got bohumdacious TaTas

Some would say Grand Tetons

 

[mktmaker]

Some would say Grand Tetons

from Wikipedia:

The origin of the name is disputed. The most common explanation is that "Grand Teton" means "large teat" in French, named by either French-Canadian or Iroquois members of an expedition led by Donald McKenzie of the North West Company.[5] However, other historians disagree, and claim that the mountain was named after the Teton Sioux tribe of Native Americans.[6]

 

[Lexie's Dad]

I used to love her

But I had to kill her

*With selfies and petty, devisive ********

 

[Free_Salato_Blue]

Need a Murican car though.