Andrew Dice Clay...closet Sooner fan...

[phillinois]

Little miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey,

When along came a spider, and sat down beside her, and said...

You ready for #8 *****!

 

[John Otterstedt]

Old Mrs Hubbard went to the cupboard
to give her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.

Edit:

I forgot the, "OOOOOHHHHHH!!!"

 

[phillinois]

Old Mrs Hubbard went to the cupboard
to give her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.

Edit:

I forgot the, "OOOOOHHHHHH!!!"

That's the spirit...can't wait for the limericks.

 

[sleepraider]

Hickory Dickory Dock, your wife was suc....eh, you know the rest.

Little Boy Blew, he needed the money.

He was delightfully sick back in the day.

 

[bdshull2001]

Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Until an OSU fan promptly stole

Man you guy's are sick-O's.......

 

[John Otterstedt]

I heard Jerry Seinfeld discussing him on the Howard Stern show, and I was either too young to know, or Andrew was only famous as "The Dice." Jerry said that Andrew was incredibly funny, and "The Dice" was simply one of his characters at first. That evolved into his whole schtick.

 

[phillinois]

I heard Jerry Seinfeld discussing him on the Howard Stern show, and I was either too young to know, or Andrew was only famous as "The Dice." Jerry said that Andrew was incredibly funny, and "The Dice" was simply one of his characters at first. That evolved into his whole schtick.

Nope, I could always take him or leave him.
The man can't act either.
He worse than Steven Segal.

 

[John Otterstedt]

I loved The Adventures of Ford Fairlane when I was a kid. The scene where he punches that guy's face in, literally, and it caves in cracked me up every time.