Answering the phone/talking on the phone while dumping

[Adman513]

Someone I work with not only talked on his phone while in the stall, he audibly let out a grunt while trying to push one out. I can only hope he muted it during that hard push.

 

[TulsaPokie]

 

[CarrolltonPoke]

When I hear someone talking on their phone on the crapper I try my damnedest to make as much noise as possible. If I'm unable to muster a loud fart then some extra flushing will do.

 

[wyomingosualum]

Someone I work with not only talked on his phone while in the stall, he audibly let out a grunt while trying to push one out. I can only hope he muted it during that hard push.

If the drop zone has no windows, turning off the lights will take some wind out of his sails. “Dammit, Larry, somebody turned out the lights and I gotta wipe now. Yeah, yeah, I’ll call you back from my desk here in a few minutes. Bye.”

 

[vetmedpoke]

Only in public.