Any of you interested in joining Amway?

[Robcatt24]

I'm looking for motivated individuals to come together as one so we all can reach our dreams.

Are you ready to begin your journey to financial independence?

 

[812scottj]

FINALLY!! I was looking to become a God in south Florida

 

[812scottj]

Someone already has central Florida covered

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

 

[812scottj]

I hear Tupperware is the next big thing. I should be driving a pink Caddy in the next few months

 

[812scottj]

Working my way through college bagging groceries, a dude (cashier) said, “Let me tell you about my company “. I’m sure he’s worth billions by now!!

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

I feel lost. Lonely. No where to go.

Maybe Amway can show me the way.

 

[WildcatFan1982]

 

[warrior-cat]

Well, if not, there is always Shaklee.

 

[Kybluedude]

Could I incorporate it with my door to door vacuum sales?

 

[Hank Camacho]

Sure. Please email me at [email protected].

 

[warrior-cat]

I'm a snake oil salesman so...

 

[wildcatdon]

Didn’t know they were still in existence. Must have passed up the pyramids in Egypt by now.

 

[ManitouDan]

Does it come with a free Sham wow ?

 

[BigBlueDave_rivals76951]

My bil had a small insurance agency, but was established. He sold out in 2010 at age 57. I knew he had making north of $250,000/yr for the previous decade.

He approached me about an opportunity shortly after the sale and since I know he’s got a war chest, I perk up.

“BigBlueDave, we need to earn some passive income. We need to talk about AmWay.”

He played with that project for about a year.

He got back into insurance.

 

[BlueRunner11]

Had someone tell me once their Essential Oils cured their kidney stone. That type of science prob from the same book about mask wearing while driving and walking one way down the grocery store aisles.

 

[J_Dee]

I feel lost. Lonely. No where to go.

Maybe Amway can show me the way.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Special place in Hell for ppl who hit you up w this crap in church

 

[starchief]

If you don't like people bothering you, join Amway. Everybody will avoid you like the plague soon after.

 

[birdforbogey]

OP, you would be better off selling penis pumps.

 

[warrior-cat]

Had someone tell me once their Essential Oils cured their kidney stone. That type of science prob from the same book about mask wearing while driving and walking one way down the grocery store aisles.

2 ounces of pure lemon juice with 2 ounces of olive oil mixed and drink will dissolve early stages of kidney stones.

 

[BlueRunner11]

2 ounces of pure lemon juice with 2 ounces of olive oil mixed and drink will dissolve early stages of kidney stones.

This person rubbed the oils on her back. No drink lol.