Are we witnessing the end of gary-7????

GARY4plus3

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I have heard that gary-7 started a thread called "My apologies" over at THR, and rumor has it that some of the robots that hang on to gary-7's every breath, have asked him to not post "STATS AND STUFF". Instead, some want everybody make their own assumptions of the game from the traditional box score!?!?!? Are they nuts?

Don't listen to them gary-7!!!!

It's not just the Tar Heel fan base that would be hurt by this. I think I speak for a lot of people, when I say that I tend to feel more dumb than I already am, when I don't get to view STATS AND STUFF after each game. Gary, you have a gift, one that sheds light on the college basketball world. Don't throw that away because NOVA twisted that dagger last night.

I thought I saw you last night with Michael Jordan and some members from your "mafia", so I am hoping that you just had a long night talking hoops at the Waffle House (I know you love Bert's chili), with the Carolina family, and that you probably haven't got around to doing STATS AND STUFF. Please, please post it soon gary-7, the beginning stages of withdrawal are setting in and its a long way until November. Just tickle my balls one more time gary-7, one more time is all I ask.

If you decide to post STATS AND STUFF, which I know you will, could you please comment on a few of my wonders...

1. Why didn't Carolina guard Nova's best outside shooter, and let him walk into a three at the end of the game last night?

2. I know Carolina fans are always talking about how they are family, my question is how come they only show up when they have a dominant team and are "expected" to win? I mean, I never see the Goat, Sheed, Jamison, Ndiaye, when Carolina is mediocre. This concerns me, as I feel Carolina is going to be mediocre for a few years. Does this mean Carolina won't have their support?

3. I know this is a recurring topic, but again it's a long way until November... What the hell is the deal with the NCAA and referee's having it out for Carolina? I don't think I have the wisdom and mental makeup that you have, so please elaborate on why is it that every time that the Tar Heels lose, it's the NCAA and the referees teaming up on Carolina?

4. Does Ole Roy really cry after placing his order at a drive-thru window?


If anybody has anything they would like gary-7 to comment on before the long 6 month STATS AND STUFF break, I guess post your questions on this thread. I know you are going to pull through for us gary-7, I can feel it!

If anybody knows whereabouts of gary-7, or if you hear from gary-7, please post. I'm concerned about the life of STATS AND STUFF! I'm getting concerned that if we don't hear from gary-7, that I might have to write STATS AND STUFF myself. Lord knows I can't fill them shoes!
 

dbav

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One of the things that is most amusing about the post on THR is that he is beyond just outraged at the officials. I honestly believe that he believes the NCAA and the officials were out to get the Tarholes and, more specifically, him. The whole post is just a brow beaten guy that is losing his ideology and it is hysterical.

It was a "how could the refs and the NCAA do this to me...and my people, I've lost my faith in this thing call college hoops" type post.

Hey, I guess just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean someone isn't out to get you, haha.
 

DukeDenver

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Nice point about former players being fair weather supporters. God is great, beer is good and being a Devil is simply devine.
 

skysdad

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I'll read THR later tonight....but what's it like today?


I haven't really checked out thr or even gary-7. I was out and about today and all the wussy blue and tar heel gear that most people I've been seeing for the two or three weeks have seemed to disappear and it's been real quite here in my home town. Did wear my Duke gear today and had a couple people say they liked my shirt and if I liked the game. Sort of a calm and silent day here. With that said this is dedicated to all of my unc friends and to those who walked Franklin St. last night.. OFC

 
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skysdad

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I haven't really checked out thr or even gary-7. I was out and about today and all the wussy blue and tar heel gear that most people I've been seeing for the two or three weeks have seemed to disappear and it's been real quite here in my home town. Did wear my Duke gear today and had a couple people say they liked my shirt and if I liked the game. Sort of a calm and silent day here. With that said this is dedicated to all of my unc friends and to those who walked Franklin St. last night.. OFC

 

j_flo

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The only way it could have been better was if Gary-7 had claimed he had just told a buddy the game was going to end that way. I hope he keeps posting, he's the gift that keeps on giving. Especially if you give Gary-7 credit for spawning Gary4plus3.
 
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gottagonow

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Sky you rascal you. That song "The Sound of Silence" was recorded 50 years ago. I was 15 frigging years old. Now I am too depressed to go to bed.
 
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j_flo

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Holy crap...it looks like I never actually posted before. Lurking since 2007! I wonder if that's a record?