Ask Festivus Miracle thread

[Beavis606]

Keep him occupied in this one thread. Ask your questions so he can drop all of that knowledge.






This post was edited on 4/11 3:33 PM by Beavis606

 

[Catfan in Tn.]

Who's the black guy out there playing?

 

[TruBluCatFan]

Why do toilet paper companies make one sheet so small? Can anyone really wipe their arse with one square?
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[BBdK]

Originally posted by Catfan in Tn.:
Who's the black guy out there playing?

Tiger Woods. Son of Earl, and has won a bunch of majors. Actually considered one of the best, if not THE best, to ever play.

Got divorced, has had some injuries, but is making his way back.

Someone to keep an eye on. Lots of info on him out there. Check him out, he's really famous.

 

[CatManDoo_rivals376463]

Originally posted by Catfan in Tn.:
Who's the black guy out there playing?

Calvin Peete.

 

[Lord_Crow]

Originally posted by TruBluCatFan:
Why do toilet paper companies make one sheet so small? Can anyone really wipe their arse with one square?
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They did not anticipate how big your *** would be.

 

[buckethead1978]

What is autism like?

 

[maverick1_rivals376538]

If they're called "irons" because they're made out of iron, then why aren't the great big hollow clubs called "titaniums"? And WTF is up with "putters"? TIA.

 

[ukalum01]

Why do they keep calling that one guy "Lefty"?