Pornhub's year in review.
http://moviepilot.com/posts/3293724-porn-hub-facts-and-data-is-interesting?lt_source=external,manual
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Awesome porn facts
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I saw this today and thought it was funny. Apparently, Pornhub is trying to harness all the fap energy that they help create to reduce greenhouse gases.
Pornhub turns masturbation into energy
With an estimated 41 million people visiting it every day, Pornhub figured it might be time to channel all that furious fapping into something more useful than brief, boredom-relieving ecstasy. "Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment," the porn site writes on a dedicated website. "At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself." The band creates power when moved in an up and down motion, with a kinetic charger inside storing the clean (albeit slightly dirty) energy generated. It can then be connected via USB to smartphones, tablets and computers, powering them with 100% sustainable energy
Pornhub turns masturbation into energy
With an estimated 41 million people visiting it every day, Pornhub figured it might be time to channel all that furious fapping into something more useful than brief, boredom-relieving ecstasy. "Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment," the porn site writes on a dedicated website. "At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself." The band creates power when moved in an up and down motion, with a kinetic charger inside storing the clean (albeit slightly dirty) energy generated. It can then be connected via USB to smartphones, tablets and computers, powering them with 100% sustainable energy
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I remember when porn was cool.
Now it's one limp dick after another till you find one that will make it work. Sadness.
Now it's one limp dick after another till you find one that will make it work. Sadness.
whats up with all the step mom, step sister, step - relative ****?
People in Tennessee like porn too!
As long as there are no common genes, I could see the step sister thing. It would make holidays awkward though. Step-mom, you really have to hate your father's guts to do that. That is just declaring war.
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What if your father is in a coma? Asking for a friend.
That's why they make porn. Because everyone with a hot step sister or step mom has thought about it. But you don't wanna ruin your family in real life.
If your friend's father signed a do not resuscitate form prior to the coma, then he is good to go. He should it.
We talkin' a bump-on-the-head-2-3-day coma, or a Karen-Quinlan-fully-blown-multi-year coma?
Lisa Ann the top pornstar in 3 of the top 6 countries? People need to get their heads examined. That woman is gross.
And Americans on average last less than 10 minutes? SOFT.
At least now we know women like to watch gay porn despite refusing to ever admit it.
And Americans on average last less than 10 minutes? SOFT.
At least now we know women like to watch gay porn despite refusing to ever admit it.
Porn hub, meh. I use to be a tube8 fan, but now it's straight beeg.com. If you haven't checked it out, you should. The quality of girls is really impressive. Not as ****** as dem girls on the porn hub sites. Beeg's ***** level hoovers at the appropriate level. Mostly.
I am Tube 8 fan myself. There every morning before I post on here.
Porn Hub is doing the first low orbit space porn ever. They are trying to crowd source it at 3.5 million bucks I think. Not sure what the catch will be, but I hope they use gravity. That's the only way that it will be success. Otherwise it will just get sucked in with all the other jerk clips.
You really are the best the paddock has to offer
I thought I knew my "sites" but xvideos has absolutely blown me away these past couple of days. I wasn't fully up on that one. Highly recommend. 
Reading this thread, it's obvious my porn game needs work. I still go to google and type in "beewbs."
xxxbunker.com, pornmd, porndex
xtube if you really like the amatuer stuff, just make sure you pick the right genders at the prompt when you first visit.
xtube if you really like the amatuer stuff, just make sure you pick the right genders at the prompt when you first visit.
How the hell do they know if the person visiting their site is a man or a woman? That one didn't make sense.
probably tracked the logged in users, and you submit your gender when you create an account
Dude, ****'s gettin' real these days Wayne. Tube 8 has downloaded so many viruses and malware onto my hard drive that if I even try to go to another porn site, it always brings me back to Tube 8.
Accidentally clicked on some indian porn video once. [sick] Never again. Weird thing is I have a thing for indian girls in real life.
The 11x more video viewings than people is not surprising.
If you don't have at least 5 videos on different tabs, you're doing it wrong. I like to think my computer feels just as drained as my prostate after I close 15 tabs.
If you don't have at least 5 videos on different tabs, you're doing it wrong. I like to think my computer feels just as drained as my prostate after I close 15 tabs.
You fool around with whores and you will catch the clap,
You watch whores on a computer and the computer will catch the clap.
Funny how this works
How anyone has gotten a virus since 2002 is beyond me. You're all going to more than just porn and just don't want to admit it.
Download MS Security Essentials (or Defender for 8.1), delete internet cache, clean your Users App Temp folder.. A little effort and preemptive work will keep virus' away.
Oh.. and Nudevista.com. Who the hell isn't using an aggregate site for their porn these days? Ok, sorry, this is a pretty pretentious post.. but seriously, are you all 13?
Download MS Security Essentials (or Defender for 8.1), delete internet cache, clean your Users App Temp folder.. A little effort and preemptive work will keep virus' away.
Oh.. and Nudevista.com. Who the hell isn't using an aggregate site for their porn these days? Ok, sorry, this is a pretty pretentious post.. but seriously, are you all 13?
Howard Stern got me tuned into Youporn. His masterbation stories watching babysitter scenes is pretty funny so I had to try it out. Luckily I do not have to use it much since the wife takes care of business, but it's fun to pull it out once in awhile.
I remember the old days of opening up a bunch of windows of static images and training myself to be adept at clicking the mouse with my left hand through the various 'pics of the week' from some site. If you clicked through fast enough, it's like them pictures were a'movin'. Or you could just open up the windows and resize as necessary to have a beautiful mosaic of mid-90s poon across the screen, and just hope no one tried to call you in the middle of your session.
Or sitting for hours in front of a blurry mosaic of the Spice channel hoping something clear would come through.
That feeling a young boy gets when Briana Banks' tits become visible for a few seconds can't be duplicated.
Nice won! A good one to add to the list of aggregates
Nudevista.com
xxxbunker.com
Porndex.com
Pornmd.com