Awful Names

[TurnipDaBeet]

Even worse than Meghan it’s MAYghan

& You’z hipsters aint fooling me... giving yer kids LAST names for a first PSsshhhflbbrrr

Honorable mention:

@Glenn's take

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Rachel Adam CHAD

DAKOTA

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

The only cool name now is Jaxon.

 

[somersetcat]

Know this dude who’s name is..............


RECTOR !
Who would do that to a kid ?

 

[Blu-ish]

Skylar. Michael for a girl, but pronounced as Michelle.

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

Aiden and this includes adding to it such as Kaiden, Jayden, Rayden, Hayden and the worst Gayden. This includes any and all spelling variations.

 

[AthensCatFan]

Colton, Easton, Jaden, Jackson, or any of the other 1000 overly common modern names that end with N.

Charleigh and it's derivatives for girls.

Abby-Grace, Lily-Rose, Anna-Sue, etc. Double names can GTFO.

Any alternative spelling of a name is pretty damn terrible too. Ashlee, Ashleigh, Amiee, Katelynn...

 

[cole854]

Jon...use the H people. It's JoHn.
Geoff....ridiculous.
Any name that has umpteen spellings....Sherry, Sherri, Sheri, Sherrie.
Any name that has umpteen variations....Don, Donald, Donny, Donnie.

 

[OldEvilleCat]

any of the other 1000 overly common modern names that end with N.

I got 2 outta 3 (but they're in their 20's)....wifes idea.

Dick. How does Richard turn into Dick?

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

I don't understand people who name their kids with the same first letter. Their kids will be John, Jack, Joann, Jeff and Jessica. They do know there are other letters in the alphabet???

 

[Lexie's Dad]

I don't understand people who name their kids with the same first letter. Their kids will be John, Jack, Joann, Jeff and Jessica. They do know there are other letters in the alphabet???

Worse with twins - either rhimes or same letter. Give me Nicole and Susan over Ella and Bella or Stan and Steve.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

The only cool name now is Jaxon.

Ohhh oh ah ahhh

That was a great thread

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

I got 2 outta 3 (but they're in their 20's)....wifes idea.

Dick. How does Richard turn into Dick?

Richard-Rick.... DICK

 

[Lexie's Dad]

I got 2 outta 3 (but they're in their 20's)....wifes idea.

Dick. How does Richard turn into Dick?

How does John = Jack?

 

[Spanish Radio]

Aiden and this includes adding to it such as Kaiden, Jayden, Rayden, Hayden and the worst Gayden. This includes any and all spelling variations.

 

[somersetcat]

Aiden and this includes adding to it such as Kaiden, Jayden, Rayden, Hayden and the worst Gayden. This includes any and all spelling variations.

Gayden?
I have never heard that one. I can’t imagine the pure [poop] you’re gonna hear going through school with that !

 

[420grover]

Stan and Steve.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Jeff is bad but like uhhh Geoff?

 

[Gassy_Knowls]

drake, hunter, evan. blake, grayson, chase, colin, connor, dillon/dylan, carter, brock, thane, donovan, dermot

 

[UK 82]

Damien

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

 

[*CatinIL*]

Giorgio...I'm kidding!

 

[BankerCat12]

Beatrice
Gertrude
Ashleigh
Braxton
Colton
Brody
Nikki
Nevaeh
Jayson
Burt

 

[It'saDoneDeal]

Kyle
Tucker
Todd

 

[UK 82]

Kyle
Tucker
Todd

Kyle? This is a UK forum. Damn.

 

[AFKY_Blue_RedsBengals]

Had a neighbor in Elizabethtown, Ky named Dual Peters

 

[*CatinIL*]

Had a neighbor in Elizabethtown, Ky named Dual Peters

[laughing]

 

[Ukbrassowtipin]

Has anyone ever met a baby named herbert or are they just born 80 years old

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Need more Herbs

 

[chroix]

Eunice. Bonus points if she’s got a think Australian accent.

 

[Pulaski Cat Fan_rivals377587]

1)Fairbanks
2) Earl Ed
3) Finley
4) Vertrees
5) Wilbur
6) Monroe
Bunch of old timers I knew had some ugly names.

 

[Pulaski Cat Fan_rivals377587]

Hershel.
Homer
Herman

 

[wildcatdonf]

I know this guy whose last name is Dover. His Mom named him Ben.

 

[Pulaski Cat Fan_rivals377587]

Went to church with a guy named Harry Head. Funny thing is he looked like Kojak.

 

[420grover]

My daughter goes to school with a kid named Broden. I laugh every time I hear it.

 

[VT/UK Rondo]

My daughters friend just named her baby NEVEAH. She said it was heaven spelled backward. Smh...dumbass.

 

[Elbridge]

1)Fairbanks
2) Earl Ed
3) Finley
4) Vertrees
5) Wilbur
6) Monroe
Bunch of old timers I knew had some ugly names.

What's wrong with Ed? It's mostly short for Edward which is an awesome name.

 

[straykat]

Any parent who names their son Christopher and calls him Topher is just begging to have an absolute pu$$y for a kid. Same goes for Alexander/Xander.

 

[ManitouDan]

Had a neighbor name her little girl Tropsy -- Hadnt seen them since we moved and ran across them a month back - girl is like 9-10 years old and was wearing dread locks. Stupid *** parents.

 

[80 Proof]

Jon...use the H people. It's JoHn.
Geoff....ridiculous.
Any name that has umpteen spellings....Sherry, Sherri, Sheri, Sherrie.
Any name that has umpteen variations....Don, Donald, Donny, Donnie.

Mark Marcus, Marcol, Marky, Marco