Shelby is on the verge of fixing immediately the basketball program with a marketing masterpiece that will be hailed as one of the best ever in sports history.
It’s absolutely indisputable that our genius football HC brought unimaginable success to the program with the uber-fabulous KEEP CHOPPIN slogan. Without the mega juice from that he’d have far less than his 28% conference win rate. Without the slogan he’s a 10% B1G win rate coach at best but the slogan triples that. Bravo Greg, Bravo!
A proper slogan will forever boost basketball’s fortunes too. Here it is:
GET BOUNCY!
Can someone with Athletics contacts forward this and share in the epic program rescue ?
And instead of the intimidating axe the football team features we’d have a big white horse hippity hop named Excalibur that the players would take turns riding after wins. Or name it Whinny (get it?). GET BOUNCY!
Another win-boosting slogan could be HARDWOOD HUCKLEBUCK. That would be great too. Players, coaches and fans dancing. Definitely 2-3x win increase, maybe even 4x.
Hardwood Hucklebuck
Someone, anyone….send to RU !
It’s absolutely indisputable that our genius football HC brought unimaginable success to the program with the uber-fabulous KEEP CHOPPIN slogan. Without the mega juice from that he’d have far less than his 28% conference win rate. Without the slogan he’s a 10% B1G win rate coach at best but the slogan triples that. Bravo Greg, Bravo!
A proper slogan will forever boost basketball’s fortunes too. Here it is:
GET BOUNCY!
Can someone with Athletics contacts forward this and share in the epic program rescue ?
And instead of the intimidating axe the football team features we’d have a big white horse hippity hop named Excalibur that the players would take turns riding after wins. Or name it Whinny (get it?). GET BOUNCY!
Another win-boosting slogan could be HARDWOOD HUCKLEBUCK. That would be great too. Players, coaches and fans dancing. Definitely 2-3x win increase, maybe even 4x.
Hardwood Hucklebuck
Someone, anyone….send to RU !
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