BEAT TULANE!!!1

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Imagine, if you will, signing up to play for Tulane. Yeah, they haven’t been good for a long time. But you get a full ride to a very good school and live in a fun town. Hell, just being able to go to Marti Gras makes it all worth it.

Except when you don’t get to go to Marti Gras and instead get sent to Tulsa on a cloudy Tuesday. You ask for a po boy at tie hotel restaurant and they look at you weird. You ask for some Crystal and they tell you to meet them out back.

They’ve been playing well, but holy hell, this game is the worst road scheduling ever. Maybe they’ll get to see some lame party on the way to the airport.

This is what they get instead:

:haith3:
 

nevadanatural

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I was assuming the game was Wednesday so last week I made reservations at a new restaurant for 6:00 Tuesday. You won’t see me in the game thread until I watch the recording.
 

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Tulane is one of those teams that can get sneaky hot and beat your *** if you're not ready to play. Hopefully our guys know what's on the line. A top 4 seed, a possible regular season conference championship (at least a share) if they can win the last 4, postseason games that matter.

Every game is a tournament game right now. Win and move on.
 

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They don’t get to party with their buddies on Tuesday. They probably did the partying last night or maybe even today. Not exactly a recipe for film study and good practices.

Are any of their fans even watching this?
 

TU_BLA

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They don’t get to party with their buddies on Tuesday. They probably did the partying last night or maybe even today. Not exactly a recipe for film study and good practices.
Don't the parties and parades last for 7 days? Tuesday is just the culmination of it before Ash Wednesday.
 

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Don't the parties and parades last for 7 days? Tuesday is just the culmination of it before Ash Wednesday.

Thanks, I didn’t know what Fat Tuesday and Ash Wednesday are. Did Klein get your account?

Tuesday is a big night. Best case scenario is they drank a bunch of hurricanes all week leading up to this.
 

TU_BLA

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Thanks, I didn’t know what Fat Tuesday and Ash Wednesday are. Did Klein get your account?

Tuesday is a big night. Best case scenario is they drank a bunch of hurricanes all week leading up to this.
The point was Tulane has had plenty of opportunity to party.

Next question would be, does Tulane really need to drink a lot to look like they're lost on the basketball court?
 

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Thanks, I didn’t know what Fat Tuesday and Ash Wednesday are. Did Klein get your account?

Tuesday is a big night. Best case scenario is they drank a bunch of hurricanes all week leading up to this.


Thanks, I didn’t know what Fat Tuesday and Ash Wednesday are. Did Klein get your account?

Tuesday is a big night. Best case scenario is they drank a bunch of hurricanes all week leading up to this.

Great thread. I’m glad you brought up Ash. Our offense is much better against zones by doing a bunch of skip passes. I miss his perfect NCAA brackets too. Im sure he’s still mad because I told him Boy Wonder got taken to the wood house by Rick Majerus.
 
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We need his rules for the bracket again. They were hilarious. It somehow ended with Bill Rafferty being a bad person and random words being capitalized in SENTENCES for no apparent REASON.

Mmmmmbop.
 
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Ash told you that. There were others, too, but it is forgiven. But Ash was hilarious. He did some and eat the crow on that one.
 

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Is that barn still open? I thought he told us it would be a Bass Pro by now.


He couldn't understand how Tulsa could support a 20K arena when his Indie concerts didn't sell tickets.....

Was absolutely dead cold wrong on the BOK...

Thank goodness the citizens of Tulsa metro did the right thing.

Has had a lot to do with our new look downtown.

GO TU!!!!