Best job you never had

[AustinTXCat]

Okay, we've got "Best job you ever had?" and "Worst job you ever had" threads currently active on the Paddock. So, what's your dream job? You know, that one elusive position you'd die for, but no one ever offered?

My choice:

 

[Tskware]

actuarial for an insurance company

 

[WildcatFan1982]

I applied for a job as a lap dance judge once. Didn't get it

 

[homeytheclown]

I applied for a job as a lap dance judge once. Didn't get it

I want to cut and hang tobacco

 

[DSmith21]

Master wine maker or Sultan of a small country with many beautiful women in my harem.

 

[jameslee32]

Energy trader.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

I met her on a dating website. I wasn’t spending any money on dinner so I asked her to meet me at mcds. I knew It wasn’t about the date more about getting some. After we ate our 4 dollars worth of food, we went to my car and I received, quite possibly the best job ever. Definitely in a mcds parking lot.

 

[Stevo1951]

Hand job I didn't get while overlooking Bluegrass Parkway north of Etown
Just some dry humpin'

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Glory Hole staffer for NOB cafe

 

[dgtatu01]

I would love to be a caddie for a PGA Tour pro. It would be pretty awesome to see my knowledge and strategy of golf executed by someone who doesn't suck at golf like I do.

 

[GYERater]

Retirement, but hopefully I'm there in 20 years or so.

 

[homeytheclown]

Mercenary

 

[RacerX.ksr]

International food critic.

 

[Glenn's Take]

The job these 2 turned down.

 

[warrior-cat]

Massage therapist for Swedish swimsuit models.

 

[55wildcat]

paddock/rafters moderator..

 

[bthaunert]

MLB Bullpen catcher

 

[rbs]

Just to name two, part ownership of AllianceSports and Rivals. One of a few financial regrets with potential opportunities.

 

[funKYcat75]

Rim.

 

[420grover]

Rock star.

Rim.

Sorry about your luck.

 

[ThwKentuckyKid]