Best wishes getting thru the holidays with your manhood intact

[Tom McAndrew]

Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find

Researchers suspect euphoria and intimacy of season may be behind spike in cases

www.theguardian.com

 

[LionJim]

So maybe this is a clue as to what exactly "Be right back" means.

 

[ODShowtime]

I expected another Steelers bashing thread.

 

[Catch1lion]

Been training all year Tom. Not going to blow it now.

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Elaine: “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things!”

 

[marshall23]

Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find

Researchers suspect euphoria and intimacy of season may be behind spike in cases

www.theguardian.com

Now they tell me.

 

[Woodpecker]

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

“Their penis often looks like an eggplant.”… i would tell the doc to leave it alone!!

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

“The reverse cowgirl???” Holy sh*t!

 

[Catch1lion]

“The reverse cowgirl???” Holy sh*t!

 

[PSU Mike]

I’m betting I make it sans incident 🫤

 

[leinbacker]

“The reverse cowgirl???” Holy sh*t!

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Reverse cowgirl…. Instead of her moaning “mooooooo” she moans, “ooooooooom!”

 

[PSU Mike]

Saving Tom from the flag…

 

[LionJim]

Saving Tom from the flag…

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That’s not an eggplant.

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

That’s not an eggplant.

Significant shrinkage!

 

[EricStratton-RushChairman]

When an Irishman with a full erection runs into a wall he breaks his nose

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

When an Irishman with a full erection runs into a wall he breaks his nose

Us Irishmen know that it is quality not quantity that counts!!

 

[rudedude]

A Gambit Enterprise product!

 

[leinbacker]

 

[psuro]

Not going to blow it now.

yeah that's what she said.

 

[PSU Mike]

I imagine there’s a flip side to this story.

Man: “Hey honey, would like a red vulva for Christmas?”

Woman: “Oh yes please, my car is getting kind of old!”

Man: “Uhhh, who said anything about a car?”

 

[EricStratton-RushChairman]

Us Irishmen know that it is quality not quantity that counts!!

As I like to say, "I don't bottom out but I'm hell on the sides"

 

[Bison13]

As I like to say, "I don't bottom out but I'm hell on the sides"

When seeing the title, I thought this article might be about you wrecking some chick

 

[Mister Magoo]

Report: Kicking balls weren’t inflated properly for Chiefs’ win over Patriots in apparent ‘Deflategate’ flashback
https://sports.yahoo.com/report-kic...apparent-deflategate-flashback-002555220.html

How deflating.
#doubleentendre

 

[marshall23]

When seeing the title, I thought this article might be about you wrecking some chick

Being a man hasn't been a good thing since the 60's.

 

[Night Raven]

Does this mean my Yule Log is at risk?

 

[marshall23]

Does this mean my Yule Log is at risk?

Does this mean my Yule Log is at risk?

Only if you are roasting your chestnuts on an open

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Eggplant? Yeah,right. More like half of an asparagus spear for me!

 

[ODShowtime]

Significant shrinkage!

He's even curtailed his auto-erotic activities.

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

He's even curtailed his auto-erotic activities.

“He’s just an innocent primate.” Kramer: “So am I!”

 

[Catch1lion]

Being a man hasn't been a good thing since the 60's.

Since you hit 60 or 1960?

 

[ODShowtime]

“He’s just an innocent primate.” Kramer: “So am I!”

To me, that episode is a pinnacle of Western thought. A product of staggering genius. The physical comedy combined with the absurdity of a Moby Dick-esque feud with an animal is the height of comedy to me.

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Well said. I've said it many times and I will again....those who think Joe was only a football coach missed the boat.

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

To me, that episode is a pinnacle of Western thought. A product of staggering genius. The physical comedy combined with the absurdity of a Moby Dick-esque feud with an animal is the height of comedy to me.

Reverse cowgirl… that’s a good move. Not as good as the counter- clockwise swirl, but still a good move! To all the guys out there… don’t “stop-short” around Xmas!!