Big Foot roaming around Martin County

[mrhotdice]

A bow hunting buddy of mine who I have known 50 years swears he saw one while scouting for a good deer stand and shot at it while it ran away. No blood trail. Which got me thinking. If you had a gun with you, would you blast it into Big Foot heaven? I think I would.

 

[birdforbogey]

Drink more.

 

[TortElvisII]

Ok.

 

[Backer cutter]

A bow hunting buddy of mine who I have known 50 years swears he saw one while scouting for a good deer stand and shot at it while it ran away. No blood trail. Which got me thinking. If you had a gun with you, would you blast it into Big Foot heaven? I think I would.

Nope. Wouldn’t shoot my cousin. Maybe slap him around a little for leaving his scent around my hunting grounds though. That’s not kosher.

 

[PoppawCat]

Now you know why Martin County has had so much trouble having sanitary drinking water over the past decade. He's pee peeing in the Tug Fork of the Big Sandy River!

 

[Bigtyrone]

She chewed my arm off while I was passed out and was running away. Guess I'm coyote ugly

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

Your Buddy ever do ‘shrooms?

 

[funKYcat75]

There is absolutely no way this story is true. Of all the nonsensical posts you’ve made after all these years, this is by far the most unbelievable. There is NO way that you have a friend.

 

[thabigbluenation]

sure it wasn't a mountain lion?

 

[Backer cutter]

sure it wasn't a mountain lion?

Easy mistakable. They look so much alike and all. Good take. Could be

 

[numberonedad]

Go to bed, you're drunk

 

[magic8ball]

I LOVE the Bigfoot fantasy, but it's real the likelihood of him being found in Kentucky is .00000001%.

 

[ThwKentuckyKid]

Bigfoot got abducted by aliens years ago.

 

[Frumpo]

Including "bow hunting buddy" is a clever detail as it infers "knows the outdoors" to your reader. If it had been your "card playing buddy" or your "UFO hunting buddy" it wouldn't have been as credible.

For example, if I say "I have a fishing buddy that saw the Lock Ness Monster" then there's the instant credibility of being a fisherman inferred but not directly stated.

 

[berniecarbo]

Including "bow hunting buddy" is a clever detail as it infers "knows the outdoors" to your reader. If it had been your "card playing buddy" or your "UFO hunting buddy" it wouldn't have been as credible.

For example, if I say "I have a fishing buddy that saw the Lock Ness Monster" then there's the instant credibility of being a fisherman inferred but not directly stated.

What if I said, I'm a podiatrist and big foot sightings are quite common?

 

[chroix]

I need to see an artist’s rendering of Bigfoot heaven please.

 

[TortElvisII]

I need to see an artist’s rendering of Bigfoot heaven please.

Don't have that but this is how @MrHotDice sees his next Bigfoot encounter. I imagine.

 

[JStaff21]

I need to see an artist’s rendering of Bigfoot heaven please.

 

[HagginHall1999]

I'll be in McKee in a few weeks which is about 100 miles west of Martin County and in the Daniel Boone National Forest. I will have my Golden Doodle with me for protection and will update the board with any findings.

 

[Get Buckets]

Samsquanch!!

 

[Frumpo]

What if I said, I'm a podiatrist and big foot sightings are quite common?

Well, I'd think a podiatrist would say "feet" in that example.

 

[Anon1634865921]

Bigfoot got abducted by aliens years ago.

 

[J_Dee]

Don't have that but this is how @MrHotDice sees his next Bigfoot encounter. I imagine.

Of all the monster animal schlock films that Jaws inspired, I like 1979's The Prophecy best.

Spoiler

I used to confuse Robert Foxworth with Richard Masur. I know, right?!

 

[TortElvisII]

Of all the monster animal schlock films that Jaws inspired, I like 1979's The Prophecy best.

Spoiler

I used to confuse Robert Foxworth with Richard Masur. I know, right?!

I think you really underrate Sharknado.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

 

[WildcatFan1982]

thats a huge *****

 

[mrhotdice]

There is absolutely no way this story is true. Of all the nonsensical posts you’ve made after all these years, this is by far the most unbelievable. There is NO way that you have a friend.

All my friends are dying off.

 

[IdaCat]

I wouldn't shoot anything if I wasn't sure what it was. It would most likely just be a guy in a gorilla suit running a hoax. Even if I knew it wasn't human, I wouldn't kill it unless it threatened me.

 

[RMP82]

They claim he's got a bird a sight on him.

 

[TXCatFBFan]

A bow hunting buddy of mine who I have known 50 years swears he saw one while scouting for a good deer stand and shot at it while it ran away. No blood trail. Which got me thinking. If you had a gun with you, would you blast it into Big Foot heaven? I think I would.

Hell yeah…a then I would make and sell a NFT about it.

 

[Frumpo]

Of all the monster animal schlock films that Jaws inspired, I like 1979's The Prophecy best.

Spoiler

I used to confuse Robert Foxworth with Richard Masur. I know, right?!

That was great when it came out. One of the better horror movies from my childhood. Campy now, but at the time it was pretty great.

 

[Hank Camacho_rivals115797]

If Bigfoot beats his wife, I hope he doesn't get fired. The wife might not be able to buy shoes without the income.

 

[ekywildcat_rivals26726]

Including "bow hunting buddy" is a clever detail as it infers "knows the outdoors" to your reader. If it had been your "card playing buddy" or your "UFO hunting buddy" it wouldn't have been as credible.

For example, if I say "I have a fishing buddy that saw the Lock Ness Monster" then there's the instant credibility of being a fisherman inferred but not directly stated.

You must be a Language Arts teacher. Me and my grandson covered this "inferring" angle last year in 5th grade virtual school.