Boys, I have a Monte Cristo cigar and a bottle of Eagle Rare ready for Saturday night. Our horrible Iowa offense at noon won't ruin my evening fun!

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Our only exotic play on offense is the 2 yard out pattern on 3rd and 9. To make the game more interesting, both coaches should agree to never punt.

Anyway, keep the bourbon flowing and the trees of Keeneland green. Maybe you'll be celebrating #9 in Rupp Arena this spring.

Also, Indiana sucks.
 
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CatPatrick13

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Our only exotic play on offense is the 2 yard out pattern on 3rd and 9. To make the game more interesting, both coaches should agree to never punt.

Anyway, keep the bourbon flowing and the trees of Keeneland green. Maybe you'll be celebrating #9 in Rupp Arena this spring.

Also, Indiana sucks.
For Saturday night? Difference between UK and Iowa is we begin at noon.
 

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Our only exotic play on offense is the 2 yard out pattern on 3rd and 9. To make the game more interesting, both coaches should agree to never punt.

Anyway, keep the bourbon flowing and the trees of Keeneland green. Maybe you'll be celebrating #9 in Rupp Arena this spring.

Also, Indiana sucks.
Sounds like a drinking binge you're about to start on. I can see you waking up Sunday morning naked in bed with two naked male fans from Iowa State and Drake and having no recollection what happened.
 
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Our only exotic play on offense is the 2 yard out pattern on 3rd and 9. To make the game more interesting, both coaches should agree to never punt.

Anyway, keep the bourbon flowing and the trees of Keeneland green. Maybe you'll be celebrating #9 in Rupp Arena this spring.

Also, Indiana sucks.
Amen, brother. Make sure you sleep in Saturday morning. Love that we get our UK-Iowa matchup on primetime Saturday night on ABC. See y’all 8:00 PM!
 
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Amen, brother. Make sure you sleep in Saturday morning. Love that we get our UK-Iowa matchup on primetime Saturday night on ABC. See y’all 8:00 PM!
A little ambiguous in the title, I guess. Just not letting our crappy Iowa offense at noon ruin my New Year's Eve festivities!
 

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And we will be starting a guy at QB who's never taken a single snap in a college football game before. I certainly don't think this will be a high scoring affair for either team. But if nothing else, it will at least be an interesting matchup as both teams will get some of their 3rd stringers some action and we can see what our young guys can do in live action.
 
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No punt rule would be fun

Started inside the oppositions 10 yard line on 12 straight possessions and somehow its 6-3
Maybe just do the old "punt, pass and kick" competition and call it a day. That will take about 30 minutes then we all just head downtown Nashville and drink.
 
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I hope your QB is prepared for the instant celebrity status he is certain to receive.
Kentucky is famous for vaulting back-up quarterbacks to Heisman candidates.
UK generally has a pretty decent defense. I'm surprised how many people on here are down on your defense. I think it's pretty good.
 
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