Bumper Sticker: GREAT MINDS DARE TO CARE

[BobPSU92]

That’s OBVIOUSLY. why I don’t give a sh|t.

 

[Nitt1300]

 

[BobPSU92]

Yeah, that isn’t going to happen.

 

[MtNittany]

I remember an old comic strip where 2 guys notice a bumper sticker that says "Be Alert!"

Guy turns to his buddy and says "Just what this world needs - more Lerts"...

 

[LB99]

The best one I ever saw said, “Unless you’re a hemorrhoid, get off my a**!”

 

[retsio]

I passed this car on the PA Turnpike - the driver was a gorgeous blonde - the rear bumper said ---- FAB 869

 

[northwoods]

You beat me to it

 

[Bison13]

Hell, I’d take the people just wanting to be intelligent again.

 

[MtNittany]

Hell, I’d take the people just wanting to be intelligent again.

I asked 5 co-workers one day awhile back - 3 w/ degrees - if they knew what the quadratic equation/formula was, or if they had ever heard of it. Nope. 1 remembered the name.

 

[psuro]

My kid beat up your honor student.

 

[Thorndike2021]

Care about what?

This bumper sticker lacks clarity.

 

[Bvillebaron]

Care about what?

This bumper sticker lacks clarity.

One I saw lately was “Eat prunes; start a movement”

 

[psuro]

Not a bumper sticker, but.....for those of us of a certain vintage.....

 

[Obliviax]

Not a bumper sticker, but.....for those of us of a certain vintage.....

c'mon get happy

 

[psuro]

c'mon get happy

 

[LionJim]

I asked 5 co-workers one day awhile back - 3 w/ degrees - if they knew what the quadratic equation/formula was, or if they had ever heard of it. Nope. 1 remembered the name.

Yeah, one time way back in the day I was wearing a shirt with the quadratic formula on it and a friend remarked that his math stopped before he reached that point. Me: “No no no, you’ve seen it before.” It took me ten minutes to convince him that I knew what I was talking about.

 

[ILLINOISLION]

My kid beat up your honor student.

ro’, my actual bumper sticker is:

MY BASSET HOUND IS SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT

 

[fairgambit]

One I saw lately was “Eat prunes; start a movement”

Don't want to turn political, but saw this:
"Vote Democrat. It's easier than working".

 

[psuro]

Don't want to turn political, but saw this:
"Vote Democrat. It's easier than working".

Also

ByeDon 2024

 

[Nittany1865Farmer]

Saw a bumper sticker that said; "If you can read this, I'm calling my lawyer because you rear-ended me".

 

[psuro]

Saw a bumper sticker that said; "If you can read this, I'm calling my lawyer because you rear-ended me".

"If you can read this....big deal. Most people can read."

 

[Bvillebaron]

Don't want to turn political, but saw this:
"Vote Democrat. It's easier than working".

In a similar vein saw one that said Please God when I die don’t let me vote Democrat.

 

[LB99]

During the Bush years, I saw one that said, “Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it’s idiot”.

 

[psuro]

You don't have to watch The Weather Channel to know that snow flakes are white.

 

[Mstan85]

have a picture of "republicans are financially strapped sexually frustrated unattractive men full of anger and spite"

 

[psuro]

Notice how the Republicans have turned into the Repulicants?

 

[Nits74]

Saw a bumper sticker that said; "If you can read this, I'm calling my lawyer because you rear-ended me".

Along the same lines for tailgaters; "I'm going this slow now just to piss you off".

 

[LB99]

Along the same lines for tailgaters; "I'm going this slow now just to piss you off".

Speaking of that, why is there always someone on a major highway in the left lane barely doing the speed limit? I just had this on the PA Turnpike again this weekend. Guy had cars lined up behind him and was going the same speed as the car next to him in the right lane. Finally got around the car, but refused to move out of the left lane. Isn’t this common sense/courtesy? Do they not see the line of cars in their rear view?