Christmas gift ideas for the wife ?
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Socks and a *****.
If she doesn't like the socks, she can go **** herself.
If she doesn't like the socks, she can go **** herself.
I have several ideas but don't feel like getting another time out. Sorry
Last time I got your wife something for Christmas it didn't go over well.
I'll need to see a pic of your wife first.
You have five days until divorce, buddy. Good luck finding some unthoughtful **** to pile in a box to give your loving, adoring wife who is probably just perfect.
Switch places and YOU wear the strap-on
I knew Willy and the paddock wouldn't let me down! Great laughs as always!
Remember. When you tell your wife.
It's a "person of color" with that 11 inch scud missile hanging out his banana shorts.
A new car? The wife always look happy on the commercials and what better time to open new debt. You can even skip the January payment. Actually, too good to pass up.
Get an experience. For example my wife likes to drive fast so I got her a Nascar experience where she got to drive one, other experiences could be sky diving, scuba, hang gliding, Whinery wine tasting, weekend trip to NYC, tickets to her favorite band, ski weekend, bed and breakfast weekend.
He's such a ***** lol. Wife sends him shopping for for him tampons.
Life partner??
We assumed this was a hetero relationship, or at least I did.
That's a whole new can of worms.....
Give her a facial, and i DON'T mean the kind she would get at a salon/spa
Just don't put a bow on it and get a picture taken with bow on car. In the divorce settlement later she will claim it as gift not common property..... :weary:
I thought he meant he was going to dunk on her in a pickup basketball game.
Idk -- confusing. Maybe he needs to work on being more explicit in what he means. Hard to tell sometimes.
Go screw a nasty hooker before Christmas, then plow your wife on Christmas. When she asks what you got her, just say "the gift that keeps on giving". Never have to buy her another present again.