Christmas gift ideas for the wife ?

[true55]

How about a few suggestions ? What are a few things over the years that you've bought her that were a hit?

Should be interesting...........................

GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Big Blue Blair]

Socks and a *****.

If she doesn't like the socks, she can go **** herself.

 

[MrLair]

I have several ideas but don't feel like getting another time out. Sorry

 

[80 Proof]

Last time I got your wife something for Christmas it didn't go over well.

 

[bluelifer]

Sure, have her call me.

 

[WonderBraa]

Nothing says merry Christmas like an unwanted an@l exploration.

 

[PhattyJ4UK_rivals309166]

Hall pass

 

[UKGrad93]

I'll need to see a pic of your wife first.

 

[DSmith21]

What price range and how old is your wife?

 

[UKserialkiller]

 

[CC_332_rivals113783]

Tits

 

[TriangleUKCat]

You have five days until divorce, buddy. Good luck finding some unthoughtful **** to pile in a box to give your loving, adoring wife who is probably just perfect.

 

[Tskware]

I was pretty sure this thread was going south in a hurry, and from the first reply on, it did just that.

 

[TortElvisII]

She is out getting you a can of Simonize. Maybe some old spice. A broom and a mop.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Switch places and YOU wear the strap-on

 

[jedwar]

 

[crazyqx83_rivals88013]

 

[MrLair]

I was pretty sure this thread was going south in a hurry, and from the first reply on, it did just that.

Don't throw shark bait in a tank of sharks and jump in to swim.

 

[true55]

I knew Willy and the paddock wouldn't let me down! Great laughs as always!

 

[UKserialkiller]

I knew Willy and the paddock wouldn't let me down! Great laughs as always!

Remember. When you tell your wife.

It's a "person of color" with that 11 inch scud missile hanging out his banana shorts.

 

[BankerCat12]

A new car? The wife always look happy on the commercials and what better time to open new debt. You can even skip the January payment. Actually, too good to pass up.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

A new car? The wife always look happy on the commercials and what better time to open new debt. You can even skip the January payment. Actually, too good to pass up.

All right dammit that's just sick and twisted.

 

[Free_Salato_Blue]

and your Gold card.

 

[JonathanW_rivals]

Get an experience. For example my wife likes to drive fast so I got her a Nascar experience where she got to drive one, other experiences could be sky diving, scuba, hang gliding, Whinery wine tasting, weekend trip to NYC, tickets to her favorite band, ski weekend, bed and breakfast weekend.

 

[UKserialkiller]

JonathanW would buy his wife a Chasity Belt.

 

[MrLair]

JonathanW would buy his wife a Chasity Belt.

He's such a ***** lol. Wife sends him shopping for for him tampons.

 

[UKserialkiller]

He's such a ***** lol. Wife sends him shopping for for him tampons.

JonathanW- The W is her last name.

 

[MrLair]

JonathanW- The W is her last name.

Hey now are we sure it's married couple or a partnership?

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Lol this thread is gold. He would of been better off asking what not to buy his life partner

 

[slick rick.ksr]

Lol this thread is gold. He would of been better off asking what not to buy his life partner

Life partner??
We assumed this was a hetero relationship, or at least I did.
That's a whole new can of worms.....

 

[DSmith21]

Don't believe the hype of the jewelry ads, you are still not going to get laid.

Try this instead:

 

[numberonedad]

Give her a facial, and i DON'T mean the kind she would get at a salon/spa

 

[_ukcat]

A new car? The wife always look happy on the commercials and what better time to open new debt. You can even skip the January payment. Actually, too good to pass up.

Just don't put a bow on it and get a picture taken with bow on car. In the divorce settlement later she will claim it as gift not common property..... :weary:

 

[UKserialkiller]

Give her a facial, and i DON'T mean the kind she would get at a salon/spa

You saying you can't give your wife a facial unless it's paid for?

 

[DSmith21]

 

[starchief]

 

[Hank Camacho]

You saying you can't give your wife a facial unless it's paid for?

I thought he meant he was going to dunk on her in a pickup basketball game.

Idk -- confusing. Maybe he needs to work on being more explicit in what he means. Hard to tell sometimes.

 

[UK_ Alum_02]

Sad it took 17 posts for this to appear.

 

[allabouttheUK]

Go screw a nasty hooker before Christmas, then plow your wife on Christmas. When she asks what you got her, just say "the gift that keeps on giving". Never have to buy her another present again.