Chuck Norris thread.

[skysdad]

It's the dog days of off season and it's time for a new and up to date Chuck Norris thread.

When Chuck Norris goes hiking in the forest all the bears climb up to the top of the trees. OFC

 

[Whitefolk]

Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Zion Williamson.

 

[FearTheBeard_rivals208808]

Chuck Norris has agreed to join the twitter movement to storm Area 51 on 9/19/19. Upon hearing the news, aliens evacuated the planet.

 

[skysdad]

hof coach roy williams will not turn down Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris turned down hof coach roy williams. It was devestating. hof coach roy williams may never get over it. OFC

 

[DiehardDukeFan4Life]

Chuck Norris has agreed to join the twitter movement to storm Area 51 on 9/19/19. Upon hearing the news, aliens evacuated the planet.

I was just about to post something similar to this lol

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

hof coach roy williams will not turn down Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris turned down hof coach roy williams. It was devestating. hof coach roy williams may never get over it. OFC

Chuck Norris always keeps his word.

OFC

 

[skysdad]

Chuck Norris always keeps his word.

OFC

That's so good dirt. OFC

 

[hart2chesson]

Chuck Norris always keeps his word.

OFC

Dirt I always say same thing I know, but this has got to be your best. Cant stop watching and laughing!!!! Ol Roy getting what he deserves finally! OFC

 

[dukedevilz]

 

[hart2chesson]

Chuck Norris always keeps his word.

OFC

Ol Cheatin' RoyKnew tried to tell Chuck he knew NOTHING about the fake classes for his players. Its a BUTTKICKING ol Roy had no chance to TURN DOWN! OFC

 

[Duke1783]

Chuck Norris got drafted before Nassir Little

 

[Hurley22]

Chuck Norris got drafted before Nassir Little

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[FearTheBeard_rivals208808]

 

[hart2chesson]

Fear this is awesome!!!!! LMAO OFC

 

[skysdad]

While dining with the royal family Chuck Norris squeezed out a silent but deadly. He immediately yelled out " who farted ? " and without hesitation the Queen raised her hand. OFC

 

[hart2chesson]

While dining with the royal family Chuck Norris squeezed out a silent but deadly. He immediately yelled out " who farted ? " and without hesitation the Queen raised her hand. OFC

Sky you brought your A++ game buddy!!!

OFC

 

[Mac9192]

Chuck Norris won American Idol by doing Sign Language

 

[hart2chesson]

Chuck Norris gets paid by the pizza delivery guy when he delivers! OFC

 

[GTHC_ GTH!]

Chuck Norris heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it

 

[FearTheBeard_rivals208808]

Chuck Norris heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it

This one had me laughing hard!

 

[Canadian Dukie]

They used to call it the Sahara Forest....then Chuck Norris became a Lumberjack

 

[skysdad]

Chuck Norris has agreed to join the twitter movement to storm Area 51 on 9/19/19. Upon hearing the news, aliens evacuated the planet.

Upon actually storming area 51 Chuck Norris discovered the movie set where landing on the moon was shot in 1969. Everything was still there. The flag, the fake rocks and dirt and even the movie projector. Under the fake dirt he discovered the bounce material that is now used at birthday parties for kids. OFC

 

[FearTheBeard_rivals208808]

Upon actually storming area 51 Chuck Norris discovered the movie set where landing on the moon was shot in 1969. Everything was still there. The flag, the fake rocks and dirt and even the moviend projector. Under the fake dirt he discovered the bounce material that is now used at birthday parties for kids. OFC

Upon finding out the landing was fake, Chuck was angry that the moon didn’t actually have an American flag on it. So, he took the flag from the studio and threw it at the moon. It landed perfectly on the moon 2.67 seconds later. A week later Chuck received an apology letter in the mail from the moon apologizing for not having a flag on it as Chuck had hoped.

 

[GTHC_ GTH!]

Obviously Chuck Norris didn’t hear about 30 years of academic fraud. Because there would be no UNC

 

[FearTheBeard_rivals208808]

Obviously Chuck Norris didn’t hear about 30 years of academic fraud. Because there would be no UNC

Fact: Kris Jenkins shot went in only bc Chuck Norris declared it to be the 1st of 4,395,163 punishments UNCheat shall receive for decades of cheating.

 

[IronMike57]

Way cool.

https://www.shootingillustrated.com/articles/2019/4/11/chuck-norris-named-glock-spokesman/

 

[skysdad]

When Chuck Norris goes shark fishing he uses Godzilla as live bait using a jon boat with a trolling motor and a Zebco 202. OFC

 

[hart2chesson]

When Chuck Norris goes shark fishing he uses Godzilla as live bait using a jon boat with a trolling motor and a Zebco 202. OFC

Sky we need Chuck to enforce the PTRF, to make sure UNC doesnt get the calls! OFC

 

[skysdad]

When Chuck Norris goes to PTRF the refs pay him. OFC

 

[FearTheBeard_rivals208808]

 

[skysdad]

Sometimes we all get to that point in our lives when we have to ask WWCND. OFC

 

[hart2chesson]

Sometimes we all get to that point in our lives when we have to ask WWCND. OFC

He would make HoF Coach Roy Williams tell the truth about the scandal! OFC

 

[skysdad]

Chuck Norris hears all of the trees that fall in the forest. OFC

 

[Mac9192]

Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but Death hasn't built up the courage to let him know it.