Dan Hurley.

*Fox2Monk*

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I’ll be honest, I’ve had a bad day. But I feel a little better now that I got a call from a bank who is going to give me $10K for depositing $5K in crypto and gift cards.
You think that is lucky? I just received a call that I am an heir to an African prince. I am white, but apparently it’s a long lost relative and something about minor DNA changes can affect my color down the line. I gave out my bank account and I’m waiting for a 50 million dollar deposit.
 
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You think that is lucky? I just received a call that I am an heir to an African prince. I am white, but apparently it’s a long lost relative and something about minor DNA changes can affect my color down the line. I gave out my bank account and I’m waiting for a 50 million dollar deposit.
Now that your financial outlook is a little brighter, let me know if you get any virus pop ups on your computer. I’ve got a cybersecurity specialist who only charges $2,500 and can clean all your machines for life. It’s a pretty swell deal — the only thing is you have to make sure to tell no one at the retail stores why you are buying a bunch of Google Play cards. The company has to work in secret or the virus can’t be vanquished.
 

*Fox2Monk*

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Now that your financial outlook is a little brighter, let me know if you get any virus pop ups on your computer. I’ve got a cybersecurity specialist who only charges $2,500 and can clean all your machines for life. It’s a pretty swell deal — the only thing is you have to make sure to tell no one at the retail stores why you are buying a bunch of Google Play cards. The company has to work in secret or the virus can’t be vanquished.
Man that happened to my mom. She couldn’t understand why they wanted her to buy gift cards.
 

FreedomWallace

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Hurley seems like a wack job. He walks around the basketball court pregame with incense to ward off the bad karma/spirits (something delusional like that).

We don’t need his bizarre nature around our program, although he can coach and assess talent something our present staff can’t do nor defend.

I will say I liked his father who was one hell of a coach in a tough part of Jersey. He was the real deal. If you get chance to watch his documentary, very interesting.

Discounting Hurley, I wonder who the AD at UConn is. I know nothing about this person. But UConn is a basketball powerhouse in men’s and women’s (obviously), and this person should be assessed as possible replacement for Mitch.
 

Johnnie Africa

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You think that is lucky? I just received a call that I am an heir to an African prince. I am white, but apparently it’s a long lost relative and something about minor DNA changes can affect my color down the line. I gave out my bank account and I’m waiting for a 50 million dollar deposit.

I’ll be honest, I’ve had a bad day. But I feel a little better now that I got a call from a bank who is going to give me $10K for depositing $5K in crypto and gift cards.

Listen fellas, don’t mean to cause any alarm, but you guys might've been victims of fraud. No worries though, as it just so happens I’m a federal agent that can get this cleared up!
Simply provide some personal and banking information and we’ll be able to get all this cleaned up within days!
 

ZaytovenCat

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Hurley seems like a wack job. He walks around the basketball court pregame with incense to ward off the bad karma/spirits (something delusional like that).

We don’t need his bizarre nature around our program, although he can coach and assess talent something our present staff can’t do nor defend.

I will say I liked his father who was one hell of a coach in a tough part of Jersey. He was the real deal. If you get chance to watch his documentary, very interesting.

Discounting Hurley, I wonder who the AD at UConn is. I know nothing about this person. But UConn is a basketball powerhouse in men’s and women’s (obviously), and this person should be assessed as possible replacement for Mitch.
Man at this point I really don’t care how bizarre or how big of a POS our coach is as long as he wins titles. You can’t have it all and I’ll gladly take winning over having a well behaved coach.
 
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Be honest, you didn’t believe it. You just like talking about anything cbb related even if you know it’s fake.
Being dead serious. I did believe it when I first saw it. I quickly did realize it didn’t sound right (I don’t have Twitter) so I Googled it and couldn’t find anything other than the tweet so I figured it was likely fake. I did find it something light-hearted to have some fun with — so I did. I have a tendency to be naive at some moments.
 
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Dward13

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Being dead serious. I did believe it when I first saw it. I quickly did realize it didn’t sound right (I don’t have Twitter) so I Googled it and couldn’t find anything other than the tweet so I figured it was likely fake. I did find it something light-hearted to have some fun with — so I did. I have a tendency to be naive at some moments.

If i’m bored enough, i’ll still talk about things i know are fake as though they’re real. light hearted like said. it can still be fun to discuss. hypotheticals and all that