Anybody but me buy a 36 of Natties for your freeloading friends? Does this make me a bad friend?......Still providing but I didn't take em to raise.
Decoy beers
- Thread starter DoyleHargrave1
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Real friends don’t serve friends crappy beer. Well, unless you’re still in college.
I keep a separate fridge with old Milwaukee’s best in it for my mushroom friends.
I definitely have “friends” bourbon. Usually Old Grandad or Beam. Used to be Old Forester but it priced itself out.
I copy what other friends do. If you're cheap then you're not getting my beer or a round. If your someone who constantly keeps a fridge stacked and is handing me beers, I'll return the favor. You won't have to worry WHAT you buy, be it Natty or a 6er of Heady Topper you just grabbed on a whim, if everyone pulls there weight.
I only charge per person for one event in the calendar year and it's a giant day long drinking excursion. $20 gets you all you can eat and drink. Stocked bar, kegs, etc. Other than that I keep most drinks on hand.
I only charge per person for one event in the calendar year and it's a giant day long drinking excursion. $20 gets you all you can eat and drink. Stocked bar, kegs, etc. Other than that I keep most drinks on hand.
I don't drink much, but I never buy brick weed for my friends to smoke when they're around.
That's not very friend like. They smoke what I smoke, which is nothing but the finest.
But the perks of smoking is... I don't have to allow my friends to smoke a dozen times to get the job done. Another reason why alcohol is overrated.
That's not very friend like. They smoke what I smoke, which is nothing but the finest.
But the perks of smoking is... I don't have to allow my friends to smoke a dozen times to get the job done. Another reason why alcohol is overrated.
No sense in wasting quality ale on someone who actually believes Budweiser is the king of beers.
I'm no puff puff no passer.......but I got a situation where I am the "active" house on my block......they killin me therefore the natties in the garage firdge. I dont really give a **** if they enjoy it or choke on it honestly....I am done paying for the party...... I got a couple of them that can bend a wrench that actually help out (I am a mechanic of sorts) they are welcome to the good stuff but man I cant have the gypsies taking over the palace........ Thus.....DECOY BEERS
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Good seeing ya Doyle, you still raising little Frankie to be a man? I remember you saying his daddy was raising him to be a *****
When I was a kid, I had a elderly neighbor who kept a refrigerator full of beer in his garage. Some of the neighborhood's teens would occaisionally sneak into his garage and steal his beer. The owner got mad and decided to get even by bottling his piss in brown bottles and leaving it for the kids to steal. They did and it was the last time it happened. Now that was truly some Decoy Beer.
