Do you give your people dog food?

WildcatFan1982

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well actually...

My parents keep their dogs treats in a glass bowl on the counter in their kitchen. One day (it was either Thanksgiving or Christmas) my grandpa grabbed a treat and started to eat it. He looked fairly satisfied with his decision until my mom went "Papa, thats dog food!" at which point he started gagging and like scraping it off his tongue.
 

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Rebelfreedomeagle

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My ******* brother once put brown liver treats in a candy dish, then put it in the kitchen cabinet and called my fat *** over. They're worse than you think they might be.
 
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Wildcats1st

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Don’t lie people if you have the munchies and all that’s in the house are milk bone dog biscuits you’re gonna eat the entire box
 

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I work in the pet industry and the first big meeting I ever had with all the suits at Kroger in Cincinnati we put a big dish of our new dog treats right in the center of the conference table.

Didnt tell anyone they were treats and the Kroger people ate almost everyone of them while we were working thru the presentation.

At the end of the presentation we revealed that the cookies they were eating were in fact the same treats that we were pitching to get into the stores.

They looks we got spanned from terror to total amusement.

Then we explained that they were basically just sugar free vanilla wafers for dogs, and totally consumable by humans though we didnt market them as such.

.So after they all got their bearings, they wound up taking the product for the stores..
 
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