Alright fellas here's my delimma. I currently paint apartments, today I had to paint a place where college students have lived. The place smelled like weed so bad it almost made me sick. I have never smoked a day in my life and tomorrow I have a drug test for a big job. The walls in this place was black, from the smoke and you could smell the weed from down the sidewalk. I've had a headache all day and a sore throat now. If I wasn't around the actually smoke is there anyway I could fail this test? TIA
Drug test question
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Why don't you just buy one of those do it yourself drug tests and see if you pass?
http://www.walmart.com/ip/First-Check-Home-Drug-Test-1ct/10324995
http://www.walmart.com/ip/First-Check-Home-Drug-Test-1ct/10324995
Isopropyl alcohol helps remove cannabanoids from the blood (and urine). Take a couple big swigs of that stuff about an hour before your job interview.
Best of luck!
Best of luck!
The answer is..there is no way you will fail.. even if they were smoking in the room with you they would have to literally smoke enormous amounts for you to get it in your system
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You won't test positive and it's a terrible excuse if you do test positive - which means you did partake.
Op- first off. They're not drug tests. They're marijuana tests. Most of the dirty pee tests are for weed.
Which is another ignorant argument. OP, you're fine. But if you suck dong with cocaine on it, you may get busted if that test is within 24 hours. I'd be more worried about that.
Which is another ignorant argument. OP, you're fine. But if you suck dong with cocaine on it, you may get busted if that test is within 24 hours. I'd be more worried about that.
Only solution is to explain all this to your potential employer before you take the test.
[laughing]
"Yo boss, man, so I need to tell you something about this job where I was at. Check it, ok. Just hear me out on this"
OP I think you might be confusing a room where kids smoked some weed with a room destroyed by a five alarm fire
The best way to flush your system is urine. Someone else's....preferably a male's. Ingest directly from the penis as to not lose the acidity or temperature. Works like a charm. I have plenty of experience.
Check my avi, I know what I'm talking about here.
The best way to flush your system is urine. Someone else's....preferably a male's. Ingest directly from the penis as to not lose the acidity or temperature. Works like a charm. I have plenty of experience.
Check my avi, I know what I'm talking about here.
Don't listen to these jackasses OP. What you need to do is have a Whizzinator FedEx'd overnight. Go ahead and spring for an extra large size so that (1) you make sure you give enough of a sample and (2) you can impress the chicks with your bulge later.
You could also eat 2-4 lbs of steamed asparagus tonight as this masks MJ. YWIA.
You could also eat 2-4 lbs of steamed asparagus tonight as this masks MJ. YWIA.
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Don't listen to these idiots. What you need to do is go to your new job with a jar already in hand and pee into it in the boss's office to demonstrate you have a clear conscience. Don't shake less than three times nor no more than 6. Immediately shake hands with your boss to show you are not intimidated. Then fling the jar out the window and **** on his desk. That should do it.
After you pee in the cup, pull out a few fistfuls of pubic hair and drop in there with the pee. Its a little known fact that pubes will cleanse urine.
My thoughts exactly! Walls turned black from pot smoke? The smell of pot lingering after the kids had moved out? Getting a sore throat from breathing the air? I'm calling BS on all of it! OP is a pot head and is trying to create a lame-*** excuse for when he fails the test.
Lol... you're good dude. On the other hand, I once set my cousin up for a corporate job at a Fortune 100 company where I also worked. He was called in for an interview and stayed with me the night before. About 10 PM that night he asked me if they would give him a drug test. I said, "why, when did you last smoke?" His answer, "Yesterday". They liked him so much they had him take the piss test immediately. Long story short, my cousin did not get the job.
If I painted for a living I'd be running around drunk too. How would you like to wake up everyday to go paint? I'd probably be on depression medicine too.
What a dick thing to do.
As William mentioned above, there are no drug tests...just weed tests.
If you do every drug at the same time they cancel each other out and you’ll pass
Hair tests can be beat lol but yeah if yer hair tested for a JOB then quit yer job keep using & just sell drugs.
Win/win
I'd be honest with them...
Im lying, I've cheated on so many drug tests and this is with dude starting directly at my penis everytime. Never get used to that.
There is a zero percent chance you would test positive from that. If you do, you’re a liar.
There’s no way in HELL anyone can fail any legitimate drug screen from being around an area where others have smoked The Weed
I’ve seen some false positives for amphetamine caused by expectorant ingredients in cough syrup and other medicines though
I’ve seen some false positives for amphetamine caused by expectorant ingredients in cough syrup and other medicines though