Exotic pets...

Rupp'sRunt

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You wish you could own, but can't because of obvious factors i.e laws,costs, it'd eat you in your sleep, the basics.

Any animal you could have what are you taking? I've always wanted a Liger. If they weren't extinct a Raptor would be awesome too. What say you paddock?
 
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Always thought it would have been cool to own a Chimp, but then I found out that if they turn on you they rip your face off, bite off your fingers, and tear off your genitals.
 

funKYcat75

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Erotic pets? I think that's finally officially illegal in KY, so I'll pass.
 

AustinTXCat

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Initially, thread titled appeared as "Erotic pests" I thought, "WTF?". Needed a second look.

Anyway, Koala bear is my choice. Get one, sit back, and take numbers from all those hot ladies waiting in a line outside your place. Much better than a cute puppy. Too bad those little critters wouldn't survive, according to what I read.
 

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Initially, thread titled appeared as "Erotic pests" I thought, "WTF?". Needed a second look.

Anyway, Koala bear is my choice. Get one, sit back, and take numbers from all those hot ladies waiting in a line outside your place. Much better than a cute puppy. Too bad those little critters wouldn't survive, according to what I read.

Koala bear will get your penis sucked within 5 minutes
 
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Always thought it would have been cool to own a Chimp, but then I found out that if they turn on you they rip your face off, bite off your fingers, and tear off your genitals.

How about a Capuchin monkey instead? Much smaller and probably will only throw poop at you. I believe they are used to help quadriplegic people like in the movie Monkey Shines. Just don't dope them up with experimental drugs to make them smarter.

 

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I've kept a SA/CA cichlid tank for years. Always wanted to try keeping a small school of piranha.
 
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How about a Capuchin monkey instead? Much smaller and probably will only throw poop at you. I believe they are used to help quadriplegic people like in the movie Monkey Shines. Just don't dope them up with experimental drugs to make them smarter.


And they make a fine dessert!

 

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I grew up in a sub division. My dad had every animal you could think of including miniature horses, goats, a llama. Thren he up upgraded to rheas, ostrichs, emus, and monkeys. Yes we had them all and yes we would go on vacation and sometimes escape. My dad would get phone calls saying I think your ostriches are in my back yard. You would have to chase them home. The monkeys stayed in a cage. We never had a harambe experience. The one looked like a miniature gorilla who was named mr mcnasty.
 

warrior-cat

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I have a unicorn. It is a dog that has decided that it is a trans unicorn animal. I challenge anyone to say otherwise.