There has to be a "space race" going on behind closed doors at Iams, Purina, Nutro, etc. right?
A guy can dream.
A guy can dream.
Fartless Dog Food
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I'm alone with my dog a lot, so he's performing for an audience of one most of the time and there nobody to share the funny with.
My dog is 20 lbs and clears the room every time. The only noise is a whisp of air rushing or nothin at all.
These mongrels eat the same thing all the time. Why can't these dog food fat cats on Wall Street engineer the flatulence causing effects out of if?
These mongrels eat the same thing all the time. Why can't these dog food fat cats on Wall Street engineer the flatulence causing effects out of if?
Low carb food? Stay away from the sweet potatoes.
Unless it's a Boston terrier, you just out of luck.
Unless it's a Boston terrier, you just out of luck.
Ours had terrible gas with Science Diet so we switched to some really cheap brand and it got better. We're now using Blue Buffalo and it's about the same as the cheap food as far as gas goes.
We're on Nutro, but we have have a nice subscription going through Amazon, so I will probably never change it.
I'll give any of you bitches two to one odds that I can out fart your dog on any given day.
My dog is on Blue Buffalo now no gas issues but he is a real picky eater. I have to change brands and flavors every few months or he quits eating.
I have done the low carb diet a few times in my life. Sometimes I cut out carbs all together. I never burp, I never fart, I **** every other day and it's just a little turd. Quit MAKING your dog eat crap that isn't good for him.
1.) Try to pick a dog food where soy and corn are not main ingredients. Dogs don't digest these well.
2.) Feed your dogs a little yogurt a few times a week. This helps put good bacteria in its gut to better digest food.
3.) If you have a Boston Terrier, Bulldog or Boxer, forget 1&2 because you are just F'ed. Some breeds are born to fart.
http://www.wikihow.com/Reduce-Flatulence-in-Dogs
2.) Feed your dogs a little yogurt a few times a week. This helps put good bacteria in its gut to better digest food.
3.) If you have a Boston Terrier, Bulldog or Boxer, forget 1&2 because you are just F'ed. Some breeds are born to fart.
http://www.wikihow.com/Reduce-Flatulence-in-Dogs
My brother's family had a boxer.
It would sit on your feet than the cold hardwood.
Seen it one time have rainbow poop cause it ate some crayons that the kids left out.
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Damn everyone of you to hell. You would create a fart thread the week I had my back surgery. Whoever the hell that said it only hurts when I laugh is a freaking moron. It actually hurts twice as much when you laugh to go with the normal pain.
Had a Rott once. She would clear the room when she farted. After a while of "Go in another room, etc", she would get up and go upstairs when she needed to fart. It was funny because on her way up the stairs she would fart a little with each step.
We have two beagles. Old one farts like a 300 pound man who eats nothing but Big Macs.
Oddly enough, cheaper food like Ole Roy does less of a number on him than the expensive crap my wife always buys.
Oddly enough, cheaper food like Ole Roy does less of a number on him than the expensive crap my wife always buys.
