Flushable wet wipes
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As a reminder we lose an average of over 400 WWII vets per day.
I haven't used wipes since I was in diapers.
Probably won't start now.
Traditionalist and what not.
Probably won't start now.
Traditionalist and what not.
Yeah they kinda give you the same feeling as when you take a shat right after a shower...which always suck cuz you gotta get right back in the shower.
The answer to this is always the same. Make your daily business a part of your morning routine, immediately before your shower. It's really just that simple. Personal hygiene and cleanliness issues solved.
I would guess it usually is for everyone. I'm talking about those rare instances when your schedule gets turned upside down, and you just gotta wing it.
I mean, what kind of ***** cause one to reach for the wet wipes? What kind of *** mess have you created down there? Are your cheeks sewed together? I mean, I get the appeal of feeling fresh and clean, but a good healthy BM doesn't really leave that much to be cleaned, tbh. Wet wipes maybe useful once every blue moon, but you guys that can't **** without wetting your b-hole have entered dangerous territory, imo. Once your b-hole is accustomed to that kind of treatment, he will stop at nothing to ensure he remains pampered at all costs. No telling where that might lead.
They are fine if you don't flush them. Nothing will clog up your sewer quicker than those wipes.
They should charge a tax on wipes for sewer repair. Let the messy poopers shoulder the costs.
They should charge a tax on wipes for sewer repair. Let the messy poopers shoulder the costs.
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Previous to discovery, wet paper towel, but with warning "this towel may contain splinters." Post discovery, best thing since sliced bread. But do not flush, cause it will contribute to and/or cause global warming. And Mash, my dear friend, after 63 years, it's a nightmare down there, that ideally, would benefit from cosmetic surgery. FCC.
Not sure about the wet wipes, considering I am a full grown adult and have testicles, but I have noticed I do my best thinking when I have contractions that Im trying to hide.
I only go with the wipes if I diarrhea. I don't care how soft the toilet paper is, your *** is going start hurting before long, wipes are a god send at that point. So an average of less than once a year.
Many doctors no longer recommend baby powder because there may be health risks due to talc. Could we be setting ourselves up for future medical issues by using wet wipes. I think the government should set aside a couple of billion to do a study on this.
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They're probably referring to what Eddie Murphy once called....."one of those nasty sh*ts, you know, whole roll of toilet paper kind".....I think everybody has those now & again.
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And if you aren't, you are a lucky man and I want to know what you do to avoid them