Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Gophers in rowboats
Capsized in the North Channel
InefFlecktual

 

[iskaboo]

Offense is stagnant
Explosive plays are needed
Should Cats Gopher broke?

 

[stpaulcat]

Fitz flea flickers Fleck
Marty’s magnum melts Morgan’s
mawkish marshmellows

 

[wicker]

In lieu of this game
Watch Go Go Gophers reruns.
With Fitz the Colonel

 

[Hungry Jack]

Excuse me sir, but
If I kill all the gophers
We will win the game

 

[NREPP Fraud]

Gophers in rowboats
Capsized in the North Channel
InefFlecktual

Fitz will beat down Fleck!
In a battle of coaches
That begin with F!

 

[NREPP Fraud]

Utterly disturbed!
Is what most people think of
When seeing Wrassler!

 

[Hungry Jack]

Utterly disturbed!
Is what most people think of
When seeing Wrassler!

He's off his rocker
And stuck to his cumfy couch
Watching Cats from home

 

[stpaulcat]

Utterly disturbed!
Is what most people think of
When seeing Wrassler!

As I awaken
Each morning and dawn beckons
I think of Wrassler

 

[stpaulcat]

Gophers, but walking
shadows, poor players, that strut
and fret for their hour

(upon the stage)

 

[ubercat]

Midvale Dave's return
Back to the uber tailgate
Assures victory

 

[NUCat320]

Our last chance to see
Tanner Morgan: Gophs QB,
Age: 73

 

[cattul]

the great old oak tree
dropping acorns in the fall
which will ripen first?

 

[stpaulcat]

the great old oak tree
dropping acorns in the fall
which will ripen first?

Okay we get back
to you Saturday at 3?
once we see acorns?

 

[BosCat]

Row, row, row the boat?
Fitz says no -- leaks will be sprung
CATSberg, dead ahead!!

 

[stpaulcat]

Row, row, row the boat?
Fitz says no -- leaks will be sprung
CATSberg, dead ahead!!

Wildcat off port bow!
He’s a big one, coming fast…
Gophers’ boats capsize.

 

[DaCat]

Our last chance to see
Tanner Morgan: Gophs QB,
Age: 73

Ironically
Ben Johnson coaches Gophers
while Fleck sunk by Cats

 

[loyolacat]

gophers are in boats?
purple tsunami on horizon?
gophers can not swim!

 

[stpaulcat]

gophers are in boats?
purple tsunami on horizon?
gophers can not swim!

Gophers in gunboats.
Not to worry, Bill Murray
in town this weekend.

 

[NUCat320]

Five years a Gopher -
Still, I doubt PJ bought a
Mansion in Dellwood

 

[stpaulcat]

Five years a Gopher -
Still, I doubt PJ bought a
Mansion in Dellwood

White Bear still way down
Would Jesse sell, and PJ
Switch to Ride the Horse?

 

[NREPP Fraud]

Midvale Dave's return
Back to the uber tailgate
Assures victory

Why did Davey leave?
NU has been downhill since!
Throwing some darts !

 

[stpaulcat]

Why did Davey leave?
NU has been downhill since!
Throwing some darts !

Ummm, get off your couch,
get your butt to Uber's tent
You'll get the picture.

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Fleck's Skeleton Crew
No match for Purple Draped Foe
On Halloween Eve

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Boat from Land of Lakes
Gets grounded on Ryan's turf
Pickle Boat prevails

 

[Alaskawildkat]

gophers are in boats?
purple tsunami on horizon?
gophers can not swim!

Purple tornado
Headed to Evanston as well
Perfect storm for win

 

[AstroCat]

gophers in the yard
punished by a purple sky
afternoon delight

 

[stpaulcat]

Boat from Land of Lakes
Gets grounded on Ryan's turf
Pickle Boat prevails

Row the Pickle boat
Walker returns from the grave
Cats win by a stroke

 

[NREPP Fraud]

Ummm, get off your couch,
get your butt to Uber's tent
You'll get the picture.

LOL! Someday!
The Wrassler will reappear
To Claim His Throne!

 

[NREPP Fraud]

He's off his rocker
And stuck to his cumfy couch
Watching Cats from home

Wrassler Ascending
To his Righteous throne
Senior Tennis Champ!

 

[stpaulcat]

Wrassler Ascending
To his Righteous throne
Senior Tennis Champ!

Gotta love Wrassler
Through thick and thin, on the couch
Freud would have field day

 

[WestCoastWildcat]

Can Fitz outfox Fleck?-
“Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts!”
Forget the spoon- win!

 

[NREPP Fraud]

Can Fitz outfox Fleck?-
“Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts!”
Forget the spoon- win!

Maximize Weekend
By watching ALL NU Sports
On my cumphy couch!