Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Unicorn sighting
Saturday night, Ryan Field
Oh please make it so

 

[loyolacat]

iowa falling
blown back by the purple Fall wind
Cats lean in stand strong

 

[CatManTrue]

NU will win if
We start a Marty Party
And the defense balls.

 

[wicker]

PSL's? For this?
Pay good cash for bad football?
Changes must be made

 

[stpaulcat]

What do you think of
when you think of Io_a?
A field of dreams.

 

[ubercat]

Hawkeyes' high ranking
Now in the rear view mirror
Ergo, Io was

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Like thieves in the night
Ninja Wildcats steal a win
To start November

 

[stpaulcat]

Hawkeyes' high ranking
Now in the rear view mirror
Ergo, Io was

Not scrambled letters,
awoI in rear view mirror
is scrambled Hawkeyes

 

[stpaulcat]

Like thieves in the night
Ninja Wildcats steal a win
To start November

Io_a, what’s that?
A team without a w.
Vanquished in the night.

 

[iskaboo]

Hawkeyes are ranked
Wildcats certainly are not
Time for an upset?

 

[stpaulcat]

Hawkeyes are ranked
Wildcats certainly are not
Time for an upset?

Or:

The Hawkeyes are rank
Wildcats certainly are not
They just stink a bit.

 

[AstroCat]

leaves fall, passes rain
autumn chill under the lights
purple dreams come true

 

[cattul]

Rah rah dear old U
Game day draws nigh once again
Pass the kidney stone

 

[stpaulcat]

Rah rah dear old U
Game day draws nigh once again
Pass the kidney stone

Passing is painful
Especially for NU
Rah rah, Loft the stone.

 

[NUCat320]

I can’t pretend to
be interested in this
boring game. Go Cats.

 

[DaCat]

Cats come out at night
Stalking the hapless Ha*keyes
W stays here

 

[Hungry Jack]

(Halloween theme)
This corpse of a team
Will be resuscitated
By drinking swine blood

 

[ubercat]

Greetings, visitors
Welcome to the abattoir
Cats sharpen their claws