Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Resurgent Wildcats
Undefeated thirteen days
Jersey Boys tremble

(edited to update)

 

[wicker]

Weekly haiku thread
Is a welcome diversion
From pissing contests.

Now for this week's game-
Blah blah Fitz this O'neill that.
Northwestern will win

 

[Hungry Jack]

Defense in a rut
“Grrrs” heard in the locker room
Scarred Knights fall to Cats

 

[loyolacat]

grey skys hang around
stormy weather deflates view
sun soon shines on Cats

 

[stpaulcat]

The Knights in our sight
Are not imaginary
creatures of the night

 

[cattul]

Do not be gentle
With the Scarlet Knights. Rage. Rage.
Set the season right.

 

[Alaskawildkat]

It's mid October
Early treat for the Wildcats
To make Homecoming

 

[stpaulcat]

It's mid October
Early treat for the Wildcats
To make Homecoming

Let us hope the trick
is not the Scarlet Knights as
Northwestern's Lucy

 

[iskaboo]

Bye-bye Cats’ bye week
The second half begins now
Beat Rutgers badly

 

[CatManTrue]

Must win at all costs.
Put the dirty in Jersey.
Cats win by thirteen.

 

[stpaulcat]

Must win at all costs.
Put the dirty in Jersey.
Cats win by thirteen.

The dirty Jersey
must go into the laundry
Ready for a win

 

[stpaulcat]

Henrys versus Johns
or Rutger versus Evans
Colonel v. the Gov.

 

[stpaulcat]

Wait, with bated breath
for five minutes of scoreless
Knights. Inhale, and hold!

 

[AstroCat]

a defense revamped
an offense reimagined
a fan's hope restored

 

[stpaulcat]

a defense, we see
an offense, we see also
then, fan's hope restored

 

[mountaindrew]

Nabobs natt and whine
but players make real noise
I like ours this week

 

[ubercat]

Aspirational
Cats rename their defense scheme
Purple Waves of Pain

 

[WestCoastWildcat]

We are in a Rut-
Grrr-owl! We need to break out
With more wins from NAA!

 

[stpaulcat]

Nabobs natt and whine
but players make real noise
I like ours this week

Double, double toil
and trouble; nabobs natt and
our ends run bubble.

 

[Hungry Jack]

No need to play now
Just send a note to the fans
Claiming victory

 

[DaCat]

Dude Lebowski says
That's like your opinion, man
Our defense still reeks

 

[BosCat]

All fear the great Cats!
Knights tremble, cower...They must
(pi)scat away home!

 

[Alaskawildkat]

All fear the great Cats!
Knights tremble, cower...They must
(pi)scat away home!

Missed you on the video Zoom game chat today. Hope all is well.

Great game, Go Cats!

 

[Alaskawildkat]

It's mid October
Early treat for the Wildcats
To make Homecoming

Let us hope the trick
is not the Scarlet Knights as
Northwestern's Lucy

What a great way to start out this season's trick or treating! Happy it was a treat, and not a trick.

It's mid October
Early treat for the Wildcats
To make Homecoming

 

[NUCat320]

Had to leave the house
After three quarters. Boring
fourth quarters rule.

 

[NU Houston]

Had to leave the house
After three quarters. Boring
fourth quarters rule.

It was a good day
Until the Astros pitchers
Gave up two grand slams