History repeats As the Greeks did long ago So the ‘Cats take Troy
U ubercat Senior Dec 9, 2005 4,540 450 83 Nov 6, 2025 #1 History repeats As the Greeks did long ago So the ‘Cats take Troy Last edited: Nov 6, 2025 Reactions: DaCat, Hungry Jack and stpaulcat
stpaulcat Senior May 29, 2001 35,291 866 113 Nov 6, 2025 #2 USC Condoms Oops, Trojans--wrap in latex No running back squirts Reactions: DaCat and ubercat
U ubercat Senior Dec 9, 2005 4,540 450 83 Nov 6, 2025 #3 Abrasive alert We’ll lubricate the Trojans Frictionless football Reactions: stpaulcat
stpaulcat Senior May 29, 2001 35,291 866 113 Nov 6, 2025 #4 Roll on, you Wildcats Stretch it to the very end with lubricity Last edited: Nov 6, 2025 Reactions: ubercat
stpaulcat Senior May 29, 2001 35,291 866 113 Nov 6, 2025 #5 Want to say something Positive to USC You're good, Cats better Reactions: ubercat
stpaulcat Senior May 29, 2001 35,291 866 113 Nov 6, 2025 #6 Haiku equals moose Mojo to propel the Cats Get to fricking work Reactions: ubercat
U ubercat Senior Dec 9, 2005 4,540 450 83 Nov 7, 2025 #7 Haiku thread teeters On the edge of extinction Sic transit glori… Reactions: stpaulcat and Hungry Jack
N NU96 Redshirt May 29, 2001 7 14 3 Nov 7, 2025 #8 Cats stuff the Trojans-- "Look..., ye Mighty, and despair!" Lincoln Riley weeps Reactions: stpaulcat and ubercat
H Hungry Jack All-Conference Nov 17, 2008 37,527 3,012 67 Nov 7, 2025 #9 Helen of Sparta Found love in a Trojan man She missed our Willy Last edited: Nov 7, 2025 Reactions: stpaulcat, DaCat and ubercat
DaCat All-Conference May 29, 2001 25,600 2,011 113 Nov 7, 2025 #10 Thirty years later USC-NU again Revenge best served cold Reactions: ubercat and stpaulcat