Giada - officially available...

[UK_Memphis]

Although she is worth only about half what she used to be. Her ex got a pretty good deal IMO.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...vorced-and-owes-ex-husband-money/?intcmp=hpff

 

[UKGrad93]

You know the drill. Needs pics.

 

[UK_Memphis]

I know, I know. On an IPad and it is very difficult.

 

[RacerX.ksr]

 

[funKYcat75]

Although that big head of hers is going to snap her neck one day, I'd take my chances.

 

[argubs2]

I'd give her some crème fraîche

 

[Anon1711055878]

Moozzarrrrreeelllllllah

 

[VT/UK Rondo]

I think she has 20 more teeth than what humans should have

 

[TruBluCatFan]

I think she has 20 more teeth than what humans should have

Who cares.

 

[We-Todd-Did]

Who cares.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Just piss in'er butt and be done with it.

I can tell you by the self narcissism of this lady that the only way she gets off is when she sees her own tits bouncing in front of a mirror.

 

[TexasTimCat]

Just piss in'er butt and be done with it.

I can tell you by the self narcissism of this lady that the only way she gets off is when she sees her own tits bouncing in front of a mirror.

Works for me...

 

[VT/UK Rondo]

Just piss in'er butt and be done with it.

I can tell you by the self narcissism of this lady that the only way she gets off is when she sees her own tits bouncing in front of a mirror.

I agree. Shes pretty but she doesnt strike me as the type to be hot in the sack. Probably insist on clean pressed cotton sheets and Celine Dion music while she cried in the missionary position and I went limp because she made me feel like a damn rapist.

 

[UKserialkiller]

I agree. Shes pretty but she doesnt strike me as the type to be hot in the sack. Probably insist on clean pressed cotton sheets and Celine Dion music while she cried in the missionary position and I went limp because she made me feel like a damn rapist.

I know. Almost reads like a Fabio novel.


Don't forget "hands locked with her lover" Fingers that meet like a glove with her lover as she bounces on that dong while doing a "Facebook Selfie".

 

[General Bland]

I can tell you by the self narcissism of this lady that the only way she gets off is when she sees her own tits bouncing in front of a mirror.

There's a reason why everybody has that big stand alone full length mirror in the bedroom and it has nothing to do with getting dressed properly in the morning.

 

[Kooky Kats]

I don't know WTF is wrong with you douchebags. I'd knock the bottom out of that **** then she'd make me some dope ravioli. F'ing heaven.

 

[UKGrad93]

I don't know WTF is wrong with you douchebags. I'd knock the bottom out of that **** then she'd make me some dope ravioli. F'ing heaven.

[roll]

 

[General Bland]

Look how much bigger the palm of her hand is than her stubby little fingers? That's not proportional. Plus the tip of her nose seems like it became retarded and stopped growing prematurely leaving the nostrils exposed inordinately. Plus that's not a forehead that's a fivehead. Would not hit.

 

[buckethead1978]

 

[funKYcat75]

I like girls with little hands, personally. No particular reason.