i have two kids..5 year old and 9 year old. looking at getting a god for the family. need one that does not smite too much. entire family has sins so also one that is cool with those. we live in Lexington. guessing most don’t recommend getting one from the recent past like scientology? monotheism? polytheism? thanks in advance!
God suggestions
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Our lord and savior .... no coincidence his initials are also JC.
I have seen some really lame attempts at humor on here and this is one of them.
You need a universal uni-terrier. They're pretty laid back and good with all types.
If you're looking for an all-around, good ol' redneck country god, it's kinda hard to top a YEHAWH.
Poolsidon.....the Greek God of swimming pools.....
Take the kids and let them pick one out. Like a puppy. And stop being such a lame-*** dad.
I'd thought of that, but I sense that he's looking for something to hang in his breakfast nook. Not sure what sort of trinket he can find on eBay for that . . . on those important 4th weekends when it's his turn with the kids, or every other month when his ex doesn't let him cop out with another lame excuse.
I never got one..oddly enough I'm just as moral as the ones with one
Do you consider your act of judging the morality of others moral? In what way are you pre-ordained to make this judgment? Do you assume all others judge your morals? Including those with / without any spiritual association? Apparently, you do.
There are hundreds to choose from. Thousands if you want to try to restart one that nobody follows anymore.
Just remember, whichever one you choose, you’re right and everyone else is wrong and crazy.
Just remember, whichever one you choose, you’re right and everyone else is wrong and crazy.
I like him a lot, but he no hit curveball.