Had a crazy dream about a football game...

Mar 27, 2009
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A division 1 team:
Had the ball first down inside the 5 twice and didn't get any points
Called a timeout before a punt
Didn't call a timeout before delay of game prior to a field goal attempt
Fell for the ol' hidden player trick
Had a punt blocked after making no adjustments after 2 previous close calls
Had blocks in the back on 2 of the 3 punts they actually tried to return
Couldn't figure out the correct quarterback or running back to play after 9 games
Threw a 1 yard pass on 4th and 2
Went for 4th and 1 at midfield near the end of the half and attempted a 20 yard pass

And that wasn't the craziest part. The craziest part is that the head coach is guaranteed 6 more years of pay.