Hair XI

[HuffyCane]

OK folks, give me your Hair XI. Who are the All-Star's of US soccer in the hair department. I've got so far:

Goalkeepers:
1. Tony Meola's ponytail
2. Kasey Keller's 1994 receding hairline and mullet
3. David Vanole's rat-tail colored red, white, and blue

Defenders:
1. Alexi Lalas's Carrot top/goatee combo
2. Cle Kooiman's I'm not sure what that was
3. Paul Caliguri's Prell commericial JFK do
4. Steve Tritschu's Flock of Seagulls

Midfielders
1. John O'Brien's stringy crap
2. Kyle Beckerman's dreads
3. John Harkes' achy breaky mullet
4. Landon Donovan's gold frosted tips from 2000-2004

Forwards:

1. Eric Wynalda's Pert enhanced mullet
2. Juan Agudelo's gold dome looking thing
3. Brek Shea's jelly doughnut looking coif (right now)
4. Cobi Jones' gold plated dreads

 

[Li'l Eric Coley]

LMAO at Harkes' achy-breaky mullet. I remember Caligiuri doing a shampoo commercial, but did Wynalda do one as well for Pert? I'd like to congratulate Canada, but more specifically Rush drummer Neil Pert for giving the world Pert Plus Shampoo.

 

[Chris Harmon]

Tony Meola

 

[Chris Harmon]

Alexi Lalas

However, he would have been defeated in a hair-off by Carlos Valderama...

 

[Chris Harmon]

I've hit the motherload...

 

[Chris Harmon]

Kyle Beckerman...

 

[Chris Harmon]

Johnny Harkes...

 

[Li'l Eric Coley]

Nice bangs, Keller!

 

[HuffyCane]

Clint Mathis ... cant believe I forgot him. One of my all time favs.
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"That's why he's here!"

 

[HuffyCane]

We all did things in 2003 that we now regret.

This post was edited on 5/1 1:44 PM by HuffyCane
This post was edited on 5/1 1:48 PM by HuffyCane

 

[HuffyCane]

Honorable mention:

 

[HuffyCane]

Looks like he cut off the hockey hair for the photo. He looked like an extra on the set of the video for "Space Age Love Song" during Italia '90.

 

[Chris Harmon]

Originally posted by HuffyCane:
We all did things in 2003 that we now regret.

This post was edited on 5/1 1:44 PM by HuffyCane

This post was edited on 5/1 1:48 PM by HuffyCane

Back when Donovan had hair.

 

[Chris Harmon]

Originally posted by HuffyCane:
Honorable mention:

GOOSE!!!!

Is this Goose, or Steven Segal?

 

[Chris Harmon]

Lenny Krav.....er....wait...Cobi Jones...

COBI JONES

COBI doing his Pat Riley impression...

 

[Chris Harmon]

Sacha Kljestan

Here he is doing his best Julie Foudy impression...

Julie thinks it's funny...