Halloween Porn Searches

[wild mandu]

What the hell is going on in Washington and Oklahoma?

 

[UKserialkiller]

Vanilla

 

[420grover]

Who cares? Regular porn is boring. If you're not doing something behind closed doors that you wouldn't want the general public to find out about, you ain't having good sex.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

i think I'll relocate to the east coast they seem to have a nice variety

 

[LadyCaytIL]

I once looked up Godzilla orgy...........and saw my wife......... then all the pieces just fit in place .

 

[Hank Camacho]

Succubus has to be the worst porn search ever.

So it is perfect for Tennessee.

 

[_Chase_]

Succubus has to be the worst porn search ever.

So it is perfect for Tennessee.

They were probably misspelling F*ck You Butch.

 

[RacerX.ksr]

Succubus has to be the worst porn search ever.

So it is perfect for Tennessee.

They were just looking for the oral version of bang bus.

 

[ThwKentuckyKid]

Elf porn is the best.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Elf porn is the best.

Meh, she's not an elf. She is almost though. Yes, she is a midget.

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[GrandePdre]

Really expected Kentucky to have "step" in the search.

 

[Rupp'sRunt]

Meh, she's not an elf. She is almost though. Yes, she is a midget.

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It looks like she is a midget amputee

 

[RacerX.ksr]

It looks like she is a midget amputee

We call em "double stumpys" , but we realize it isn't nice and do so with the utmost remorse.

 

[UKserialkiller]

It looks like she is a midget amputee

No sir. She is the hottest midget in America. The problem with that illusion of that photo. You have regular sized knees and legs. She does not.

Goddamn That airbrushed midget photo has her jumped to the top of my wish list to have sex. I bet you I could stick my tongue so far up her *** that that I could lick my own *******

 

[H. Lecter]

I bet you I could stick my tongue so far up her *** that that I could lick my own *******

I'm not normally in to kinky **** but I'd actually watch that.

 

[UKserialkiller]

I'm not normally in to kinky **** but I'd actually watch that.

Trust me, I am not that flexible these days... So yeah....

 

[H. Lecter]

Just don't lick her balls Willy. That changes a person

 

[UKserialkiller]

[laughing]

 

[BlueBallz_rivals30790]

Meh, she's not an elf. She is almost though. Yes, she is a midget.

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I thought they liked to be called little people? Let's not degrade her by calling her a midget.

 

[UKserialkiller]

I thought they liked to be called little people? Let's not degrade her by calling her a midget.

Little People was discarded a few years ago. They now like to be preferred as midgets again. Mixed up world BlueBallz.