Happy Birthday iasooner!

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GW,

Happy B-day you old coot! Hope it's a good one!

And just so you fellow Scoopers know, iasooner and I can date our friendship back to our old high school daze, so he's a long-time friend and someone I'm proud to know! Comes from a great family, has a great wife and sons and is a great Sooner fan!
 
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Yep Schoonerman, tis the good fellow.
He's shared some adventures yous guys had.

Got to luv the statute of limitations!

(dressing farm animals in womens lingerie? That's just crazy! )
 

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First of all, Thanks for the Great Birthday Wishes from everyone! I feel kind of like that chick who finally won an an academy award or something: "someone really likes me"...

Next to the rumors of unnatural acts with critters, well I could try and craft something verbose and/or witty but would fail miserably and wouldn't be acting anywhere near my advanced age so will just drop it...
 
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Dad gum it iasooner...you are so busted for unauthorized editing.
First prong, I liked the original because you used my handle.

Prong B...you didn't use my fitty thing...eh, forget it...I've got nothing...

Happy Birthday, oh child of the corn!
 
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Oh gawd...don't tell me.
I'm gonna have to craft all posts to you on the remote pretense that the wifey is looking over your shoulder reading them?

Wow, that's really gonna cramp my style...

Not a prob, that's what I do. ;)
 
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I think I would be less worried about the guy dressing farm animals in feminine lingerie than whoever was undressing them. Or after the SCOTUS ruling this morning, who was dressing them in male lingerie.
 
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