Happy Festivus everyone!
- Thread starter bleediteveryday30
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One of the greatest gifts I ever received was a green sheet of paper that said a donation had been made in my name to The Human Fund.
The Human Fund...Money For People
The Human Fund...Money For People
As I rained blows upon on him, I knew there had to be a better way.
A Festivus for the rest of us.
A Festivus for the rest of us.
I think I could be a philanthropist, a kick *** philanthropist! I would have all this money, and people would love me. Then they would come to me.. and beg! And if I felt like it, I would help them out. And then they would owe me big time!
I’ve had my shiny Festivus pole up for a week. Just ask the little lady...
And I thought it was something named after Fetus Haggard from the tv western Gunsmoke. 
. OFC
. OFCThe tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about it.
Sky, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a ba...I lost my train of thought. 
Frank invented a holiday? He's so prolific.