Harrassment training at work

Have you learned anything from compliance training at work?


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Glenn's Take

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I am learning how to not sexually harrass right now by watching the video with the sound off and posting on a message board. Megan is a lousy person and had it coming.
 

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If you would have seen the video and you would agree she was asking for it. I actually just go with not talking to people at work and it's never a problem.
 

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Looks to me that you didn't listen to what she has to say AND you're just judging her by her looks. Sounds like you could use some extra training, if you ask me.
Maybe but I am done with her. Now I am learning how to be fire fighter.
 

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I am learning how to not sexually harrass right now by watching the video with the sound off and posting on a message board. Megan is a lousy person and had it coming.

Can we get a link? Might qualify for CEU and PD hours for the Paddock. Just need to download a copy of the certificate and post it in this thread.
 

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I was disappointed every damn time. Like when are they finally going to give me the tips and tricks on how to seduce jenny in accounting?
 

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I met my wife at work. I just had to do the exact opposite of all those harassment videos to get her attention. Thanks for letting me know what not to do video!

Btw, is this Megan?

Because if so, she most certainly had it coming.
 
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We got this poor cripple where I work. Dude is a tad simple minded too. Everybody loves him though. Janitor James. Walks like polio and smiles Dopey. But he fits in. At least he used to.

Dude refused to use the handicap slots near his building. Always parked his Subaru way out in the unmarked gravel area with the other janitors and maintenance workers.

If you pulled into work within, say, 15 - 20 minutes after James, good chance you would have to bring your car or truck to a full stop for a minute or so while he polio-walked in front of you slowly. People would honk and he would wave and smile. Might be several cars backed up this way, all honking at James. He loved the attention. Depending what mood you were in . . . you might angrily honk at him because he had JUST got in front of you, or maybe because you just loved him and were looking forward to doing so ever since you left the house that morning. Many people over the years said they decided against a morning temptation to take a day off (call in sick or whatever), because they wanted to be there to honk at Janitor James, and start his day off right.

Until one day several months ago a new employee, some millennial fat chick (openly lesbian), decided the honking was a form of harassment. She aggressively and successfully pursued a stop to our "fun". James' fun. Small group sessions, one on one's were conducted. We were told to just cut it out or else.

It was positively heartbreaking. Watching that poor dude take 20 minutes to wobble across the lot in the morning, all that attention he was used to gone and he had no clue why. Some of the older female employees were seen weeping in their cars, unable to share the traditional caring and love he was used to for so long.

A few weeks went by and I have to admit being in the group who finally decided that maybe all that lively morning attention was never that important to him. Until the most unexpected and awful thing happened.

James pulled his Subaru into one of the handicap slots one morning. And on his way to beginning a newer, much shorter, less visible, non-interrupting walk to his assigned work location, tripped when his dragging foot found an otherwise normal but unforgiving seam between concrete slabs, severely injuring his usual smiling face, losing many upper and lower teeth, a nose that required reconstructive surgery, and permanent loss of vision to one eye. He also broke his good hand. The one he never held in front of his chest in that signature, cripple position.

He lives in Florida with relatives now. Through some of his family we learned that the the "policy" placed on his behalf was instantly noticeable and emotionally unbearable.

The stupid millennial fat chick, ostracized and hated. She sought pity, found some but from very few and it dried up fast. Even the most kind-hearted souls required little inward reflection on their own parts. That wench was to be hated. She quit coming to work about a month later.

Word is she is successfully seeking a 100% disability rating on some emotional trauma basis due to her inability to ever overcome the deep anxieties she now suffers.
 
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TortElvisII

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I learned that all heterosexual white males are monsters.

The wisest people are black women.

All white women are oppressed.

No black guy ever committed harassment.

All Asians seem to be offended by every white male.

The only white males that are kind and normal are homosexual.

That's what I learned at harassment training.
 
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It is clear that the fat lesbian chick was jealous of the retard’s Subaru. Dikes love those things.

True story.
She was just jealous of any attention not directed at . . . "her". And well-enough could have been left alone, but no. The stupid, fat, lazy too, millennial, lez-bo wench from hell just created an entire culture badly in need of sensitivity training by enforcing her own code. She might have sued the company and even some individuals on the basis of her race. I can remember her saying in people's faces those words: "y'all just mad cuz I ain't white"!

But neither was James. And we absolutely loved him. Such an evil little dark dike spawn from hell, that ***** for what happened to that poor dude. Like I said, she changed some hearts being who she is. Truth be told, feelings that linger, people who hate her most still . . . different race from hers, from James'.
 

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Just more evidence that dads aren't training their sons to be men.
Maybe so, but to open a door for a proper lady and offer her a proper greeting is available for consideration as a form of workplace harassment these days, as it can be used to suggest the polite tradition fails to recognize equality, that it gives sanction to the idea of the "lesser gender", and so on.

Men who raise sons properly do not omit such forms of courtesy. So yes and no. Depending on what example you choose. Never would I fail to open a door, to act properly to a lady who presents herself as one. Some angry, shoulder-swaggin bulldog with a chip on her shoulder, that depends on the relationship, and even then I would likely resist any temptation demote my own gender down to hers, and open the door, tell her to have a nice day. She's not working her way up to being a man just by lacking the qualities of a good woman. If I leave that door closed, I give it to her.
 
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I learned that all heterosexual white males are monsters.

The wisest people are black women.

All white women are oppressed.

No black guy ever committed harassment.

All Asians seem to be offended by every white male.

The only white males that are kind and normal are homosexual.

That's what I learned at harassment training.
You left out the part where all White Males do stupid things and it takes a woman or minority to fix the situation.
 
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Maybe so, but to open a door for a proper lady and offer her a proper greeting is available for consideration as a form of workplace harassment these days, as it can be used to suggest the polite tradition fails to recognize equality, that it gives sanction to the idea of the "lesser gender", and so on.

Men who raise sons properly do not omit such forms of courtesy. So yes and no. Depending on what example you choose. Never would I fail to open a door, to act properly to a lady who presents herself as one. Some angry, shoulder-swaggin bulldog with a chip on her shoulder, that depends on the relationship, and even then I would likely resist any temptation demote my own gender down to hers, open the door and tell her to have a nice day. She's not working her way up to being a man just by lacking the qualities of a good woman. If I leave that door closed, I give it to her.
Normally I would agree with you, as I was raised to open doors for women, not use foul language around them and to help them put on their coats. However, this all stopped when I opened a door for a woman at a bank in Evansville one day and she promptly told me , "I can do it myself". I slammed it back and told her "fine, then do it yourself". I"ve seen women take advantage of polite and courteous men in the workplace since the '80's and now it can even be deemed as some sort of trumped up harassment. Sorry, but chivalry died with the Feminist Movement. Unfortunately, it's gotten to the point where if you simply look at a woman or compliment her on anything it can be construed as harassment.
 
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We got this poor cripple where I work. Dude is a tad simple minded too. Everybody loves him though. Janitor James. Walks like polio and smiles Dopey. But he fits in. At least he used to.

Dude refused to use the handicap slots near his building. Always parked his Subaru way out in the unmarked gravel area with the other janitors and maintenance workers.

If you pulled into work within, say, 15 - 20 minutes after James, good chance you would have to bring your car or truck to a full stop for a minute or so while he polio-walked in front of you slowly. People would honk and he would wave and smile. Might be several cars backed up this way, all honking at James. He loved the attention. Depending what mood you were in . . . you might angrily honk at him because he had JUST got in front of you, or maybe because you just loved him and were looking forward to doing so ever since you left the house that morning. Many people over the years said they decided against a morning temptation to take a day off (call in sick or whatever), because they wanted to be there to honk at Janitor James, and start his day off right.

Until one day several months ago a new employee, some millennial fat chick (openly lesbian), decided the honking was a form of harassment. She aggressively and successfully pursued a stop to our "fun". James' fun. Small group sessions, one on one's were conducted. We were told to just cut it out or else.

It was positively heartbreaking. Watching that poor dude take 20 minutes to wobble across the lot in the morning, all that attention he was used to gone and he had no clue why. Some of the older female employees were seen weeping in their cars, unable to share the traditional caring and love he was used to for so long.

A few weeks went by and I have to admit being in the group who finally decided that maybe all that lively morning attention was never that important to him. Until the most unexpected and awful thing happened.

James pulled his Subaru into one of the handicap slots one morning. And on his way to beginning a newer, much shorter, less visible, non-interrupting walk to his assigned work location, tripped when his dragging foot found an otherwise normal but unforgiving seam between concrete slabs, severely injuring his usual smiling face, losing many upper and lower teeth, a nose that required reconstructive surgery, and permanent loss of vision to one eye. He also broke his good hand. The one he never held in front of his chest in that signature, cripple position.

He lives in Florida with relatives now. Through some of his family we learned that the the "policy" placed on his behalf was instantly noticeable and emotionally unbearable.

The stupid millennial fat chick, ostracized and hated. She sought pity, found some but from very few and it dried up fast. Even the most kind-hearted souls required little inward reflection on their own parts. That wench was to be hated. She quit coming to work about a month later.

Word is she is successfully seeking a 100% disability rating on some emotional trauma basis due to her inability to ever overcome the deep anxieties she now suffers.
Sounds like she needs a therapy hamster.
 
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Looks to me that you didn't listen to what she has to say AND you're just judging her by her looks. Sounds like you could use some extra training, if you ask me.
And you should probably take the follow up course, "Recognizing your unconscious biases" No joke, I just had this about a month ago.
 
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You left out the part where all White Males do stupid things and it takes a woman or minority to fix the situation.

Yep.

I had harassment training with one of my employees a few years ago, and as we were watching the video, I would tell him what was about to happen. He could not believe that I could easily predict how each character would be. I couldn't believe he couldn't see the bias against one group only.
 
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Yep.

I had harassment training with one of my employees a few years ago and as we were watching the video I would tell him what was about to happen. He could not believe that I could easily predict how each character would be.
All one has to do is watch commercials. I didn't know that white guys always ran out of gas, had bad credit and couldn't even order off a fast food menu until I paid attention to commercials. I have been enlightened.
 
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I learned that all heterosexual white males are monsters.

The wisest people are black women.

All white women are oppressed.

No black guy ever committed harassment.

All Asians seem to be offended by every white male.

The only white males that are kind and normal are homosexual.

That's what I learned at harassment training.
And this is just a prerequisite to "Diversity On the Job" training. I had this course online and it lasted an entire hour and what's worse is that it was taught by a group of man-hating females from England.
 
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And you should probably take the follow up course, "Recognizing your unconscious biases" No joke, I just had this about a month ago.

I believe that is the training session where the guy said that all accents are considered equal on intelligence, which isn't really true, except for one. Then he said Americans consider people with British accents to be smarter than other people. When I heard that, I said they will pull this training. They did. Luckily the guy that said that wasn't an Anglo, he was Jewish.
 
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I believe that is the training session where the guy said that all accents are considered equal on intelligence, which isn't really true, except for one. Then he said Americans consider people with British accents to be smarter than other people. When I heard that, I said they will pull this training. They did. Luckily the guy that said that wasn't an Anglo, he was Jewish.
Yes, and included was the part where the Hispanic kid comes to your door to sell candy and you automatically think that he's trying to get money out of you because of the nice house you have. Who comes up with this BS?
 
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Yes, and included was the part where the Hispanic kid comes to your door to sell candy and you automatically think that he's trying to get money out of you because of the nice house you have. Who comes up with this BS?
Millennial Hispanics who sold candy during their childhood but learned quickly the benefits of peddling their wares only in quality, safe suburban area neighborhoods with low crime where mostly only upper-middle income Gringo's lived.
 

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Maybe so, but to open a door for a proper lady and offer her a proper greeting is available for consideration as a form of workplace harassment these days, as it can be used to suggest the polite tradition fails to recognize equality, that it gives sanction to the idea of the "lesser gender", and so on.

Men who raise sons properly do not omit such forms of courtesy. So yes and no. Depending on what example you choose. Never would I fail to open a door, to act properly to a lady who presents herself as one. Some angry, shoulder-swaggin bulldog with a chip on her shoulder, that depends on the relationship, and even then I would likely resist any temptation demote my own gender down to hers, and open the door, tell her to have a nice day. She's not working her way up to being a man just by lacking the qualities of a good woman. If I leave that door closed, I give it to her.

Hate to admit it, but I was trying to be funny......like, it's a dad's job to teach sons techniques of harassment, etc....
 
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Hate to admit it, but I was trying to be funny......like, it's a dad's job to teach sons techniques of harassment, etc....
In Texas we used to get "Sabado Gigante" with Don Francisco. Don't know if you ever saw that show but Sexual Harassment was a requirement. If one wanted to learn all you had to do was watch. Things are way different south of the border and I don't think that any harassment laws even exist.
 

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In Texas we used to get "Sabado Gigante" with Don Francisco. Don't know if you ever saw that show but Sexual Harassment was a requirement. If one wanted to learn all you had to do was watch. Things are way different south of the border and I don't think that any harassment laws even exist.
lmao . . . Univision classic. That was a great show. At least I think it was. Never understood a word of it. Hot Mexican chicks, tight bodies.

Back in the 90s one of the first small satellite services was called Primestar. First service I remember that followed the Dish / DirecTV model. Their "dish" wasn't as compact. Probably 3 ft. diameter, pointed due south and it would take an ungodly storm to interrupt the service. Absolutely the best small dish service ever existed. No screwing around with the customer. You subscribed, if their satellite found it, you could find it. Movie channels were the only hook back in those days.

You might have found **** from all over the place. Channels from everywhere. With Primestar I fell in love with Australian rules football (best version of any football, hands down). Even learned an appreciation for Cricket. Just everything, from everywhere on Primestar.

Anyway, that was my first introduction to Univision. Don Fran-seeeeeee-co!

DirecTV bought out Primestar. Hasn't been a decent sat service available to the public since. Direct and Dish are pure **** ripoffs.
 
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lmao . . . Univision classic. That was a great show. At least I think it was. Never understood a word of it. Hot Mexican chicks, tight bodies.

Back in the 90s one of the first small satellite services was called Primestar. First service I remember that followed the Dish / DirecTV model. Their "dish" wasn't as compact. Probably 3 ft. diameter, pointed due south and it would take an ungodly storm to interrupt the service. Absolutely the best small dish service ever existed. No screwing around with the customer. You subscribed, if their satellite found it, you could find it. Movie channels were the only hook back in those days.

You might have found **** from all over the place. Channels from everywhere. With Primestar I fell in love with Australian rules football (best version of any football, hands down). Even learned an appreciation for Cricket. Just everything, from everywhere on Primestar.

Anyway, that was my first introduction to Univision. Don Fran-seeeeeee-co!

DirecTV bought out Primestar. Hasn't been a decent sat service available to the public since. Direct and Dish are pure **** ripoffs.
Does anyone really believe that Don Francisco had to take any "sensitivity or harassment" training?

LOL