Helen Keller jokes

[Glenn's Take]

Why did her dog kill itself? You would too if your name aggghhhllljhd.

 

[Glenn's Take]

How did Helen Keller burn her face? She answered the iron.

 

[Glenn's Take]

How did she burn the other side? They called back.

 

[Glenn's Take]

Did you know she had a multi-billion dollar house built in her backyard? Neither did she.

 

[Glenn's Take]

I have accepted I am going to Hell so save your breath.

 

[Glenn's Take]

Do you know why Helen Keller master bates with one hand?
So she can moan with the other.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Ever get a chance, check out The Miracle Worker (1962) with Anne Bancroft and Patty Duke. Biographical film about Helen Keller and challenges she faced early on as a blind, deaf mute. She started life missing sight and hearing. Movie won 2 Oscars - Bancroft for Best Actress and Duke for Best Supporting Actress. Powerful flick.

 

[TortElvisII]

How come Helen Keller was a bad driver?


She was a woman.

 

[TortElvisII]

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?





Endless Love

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

What a terrible take Glenn.

 

[80 Proof]

Her parents punished her by leaving the plunger in the toilet

 

[Col. Angus]

If Helen Keller was alive today she’d be lucky for not ever being able to read a Glen take.

 

[Col. Angus]

How did Helen Keller burn her face? She answered the iron.

She was deaf too Glen

 

[gamecockcat]

I don't see the humor in these jokes. Neither would she.

 

[Col. Angus]

I don't see the humor in these jokes. Neither would she.

See… that’s a good joke.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Helen Keller was Glen’s first victim.

That’s not a joke. Just a fact.

 

[august-west]

Q: What did Hellen Keller say when she walked past the fish market?

A: Morning, ladies

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

If Helen Keller was alive today she’d be lucky for not ever being able to read a Glen take.

If she read Glenn's take she would give him some sign language....

 

[TucsonCat]

How did Helen Keller burn her face? She answered the iron.

How did Helen Keller burn her hand?
She tried to read the waffle maker.

 

[rick64]

Her parents punished her by leaving the plunger in the toilet

And rearranging the furniture.

 

[funKYcat75]

How do you get Helen Keller to shut the hell up?

Make her wear mittens.

 

[funKYcat75]

Why did Helen Keller volunteer at the VD clinic?

She loved reading the stories that the infected sores made.

 

[MGGA]

I swiped right on Helen Keller on Tinder because it said she had Double Ds. I didn’t know that meant Deaf and Dumb.

 

[Blackish_Mamba]

Why was Helen Keller’s leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too