Hell, if there's a chance they are gonna get some money, I'll try it too.

[JohnDawg]

with advice from RobbieRandolph and VirgilCain,along withthe legal counsel of NewTweederEndZone, I, JohnDawg, have decided to sue the absolute bajesus out of Millsaps College for ruining my chances of playing in the NFL.

On a fall afternoon in 2002, I was tackled and took a knee to the back. During my rehab, my coach forced me to practice and go to team meetings and such, thus destroying any chances I had to play in the league. Now I have to work for the rest of my life instead of making big money.

 

[paindonthurt]

I learn something new everyday on the pack.

 

[JohnDawg]

I had a jersey (#21) and pads and a lid, butnone of it ever saw the playing field.</p>

 

[rem101]

In no particular order:
1. Anheuser Busch
2. Marlboro
3. Jagermeister

 

[GloryDawg]

could even name LT in the suit.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

I uncle ruckus plan on filing a law suit as well. I am going to sue Jones County Junior College. The coaches never let ne see the field which meant that I wasn't able to showcase my talents, thus keeping me from advancing my career and making millions.

 

[GloryDawg]

bd

 

[GloryDawg]

bd

 

[jb1020]

Got stung by a bee at a football camp there one summer. I was in 11th grade and was never able to reach my full athletic potential after that.

thanks guys.

 

[Todd4State]

We had to do crappy halftime shows impeding my ability to be noticed and become the leader of a boy band.**

 

[jwbigcreek]

for the *** rapings they gave us as well.

 

[majors42]

I number 42 would like to join johndawg in that suit. having to listen to "shovel face" rob mcintyre made me suck and I was not able to play in the NFL either. bob tyler also made us practice too much

 

[VirgilCain]

especially my mom, if she wasn't 5'2" and nonathletic I could have been IT!1!!1!!

 

[Villagedawg]

You see as an attendee of Bob Boyd Basketball Camp in 8th grade the scheduling of events at two facilities cost me my career in the league. As the entire group of campers were forced to make their way on their own from the Hump to McCarthy gym, I had to take an emergency dump. I was forced to stop back by McArthur (dorm at the time) for the required business. By the time I was finished, the entire camp was already at McCarthy. I, not knowing what McCarthy gym was at the time, was forced to hitch a ride with Boyd assistant Richard Williams in his brand new '84 Camaro while being subjected to an interrogation about a recruit from my school Ran Salters. The missed time at McCarthy, as well as the time spent discussing the recruit rather than myself with Williams cost me the opportunity to showcase my talents in front of Jeff Norwood (an assistant at the camp) an obvious ticket to the league for me.