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Pickle_Rick

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What are some of the worst movies you've ever seen. I saw one once called "Eraserhead". Old black and white ( can I say that? No?!) Old monochromatic movie about a single father whose baby has a head shaped like the eraser end of a pencil. The baby cried constantly. ( or the 3.5 minutes I watched.) I literally could not stand to watch any more of it. It was worse than the last Stsr Wars movie! ( another one I couldn't bare watching).

So...
1) Eraserhead
2) the last Star Wars movie.
 
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TurnipDaBeet

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Ok i’ll throw some real up n here up in here

HEAT is str8 up garbage

Most overrated over bloated movie of all time

Not.Even.Close.

Complete & total... GARBAGE.
 
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Can not be bad with lines like this:




 
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TurnipDaBeet

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I’d rather suffer through The English Patient than have to witness that mess of a movie HEAT.

Would rather watch Waterwold & Fantasia back to back.
 
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TurnipDaBeet

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Boriiiiiiinnnnggggg

The scenes w De Niro & Pacino were insufferable

The only thing that movie was missing was Sean Penn

Or did it have Sean Penn 2? Hahaaa

Saw it in the theatre w my gf & was so insulted let down & bored i chose not to get laid when we got back to my place.

& she was a fine dime

Worst “big” movie ever
 
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bluthruandthru

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TurnipDaBeet said:
Boriiiiiiinnnnggggg

The scenes w De Niro & Pacino were insufferable

The only thing that movie was missing was Sean Penn

Or did it have Sean Penn 2? Hahaaa

Saw it in the theatre w my gf & was so insulted let down & bored i chose not to get laid when we got back to my place.

& she was a fine dime

Worst “big” movie ever
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WayneDougan_rivals170043

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I went to the movie “something to talk about” starring Julia Roberts because we were board and there was nothing else out. I left after 30 minutes.
 
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JamesLee

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Most recent horrible movie I watched was Jojo Rabbit. For all the acclaim and recognition it got going into Oscar season....I'll just leave it as I guess I just didn't get it.
 
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BlueRaider22

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Although it’s not the worst movie I’ve seen, I do know what movie disappointed me the most. Gangs of New York. The hype on this movie was INSANE.....being nominated for awards, etc. And I fell right into the hype. It was a colossal disappointment for me. If I didn’t get caught up in the hype.....or if it didn’t have the hype.....I would chalk it up to one of those “meh” movies I’ve seen before.
 
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magic8ball

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TurnipDaBeet said:
Anything by Orson Welles is garbage

Alfred Hitchkawk... total hack
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The Third Man is one of my top 10 favorite movies but I can't argue in favor of any other Welles movie.

To answer the original question, the first movie that popped into my head was Waterworld.

I hate Wes Anderson movies.
 
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TurnipDaBeet

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bigdaddy741 said:
The Third Man is one of my top 10 favorite movies but I can't argue in favor of any other Welles movie.

To answer the original question, the first movie that popped into my head was Waterworld.

I hate Wes Anderson movies.
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Citizen Kane is the best FILM ever. Took me quite some time to realize that.

Touch Of Evil is fantastic

Big difference between a movie & a FILM.
 
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magic8ball

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TurnipDaBeet said:
Citizen Kane is the best FILM ever. Took me quite some time to realize that.

Touch Of Evil is fantastic

Big difference between a movie & a FILM.
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I forgot about Touch of Evil. It's very good.

Citizen Kane is obviously a great film but it's not the most entertaining, especially to the masses.
 
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TurnipDaBeet

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bigdaddy741 said:
I forgot about Touch of Evil. It's very good.

Citizen Kane is obviously a great film but it's not the most entertaining, especially to the masses.
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Most people (the masses) dont want to think too much when it comes to entertainment. Thus: Movies.

Films arent made for the masses.

Films have a broader meaning. Symbolism & dialect make the plot not “action”
 
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Kubrick's probably my favorite director but I can't stand 2001. It's clever and gorgeous and also ridiculously boring.

The all-around worst movie I've seen at the theater is probably Batman and Robin. My least favorite movie's easily The Last Jedi, though. It killed Star Wars for me. I didn't see Rise of Skywalker and probably won't even watch the second season of The Mandalorian.
 
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gamecockcat

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The Gods Must Be Crazy - fell asleep really early on. Bored my bag off.
About Schmidt - Jack Nicholson. Just a completely unentertaining, pointless movie. Watched all of it and then hated myself for weeks afterwards for doing so. I swear, I thought it would get better.
Green Lantern - what a turd of a movie. Like Ryan Reynolds a lot and loved GL comics as a kid. Movie was drivel and pretty much awful from beginning to end.
 
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