Mudshark can make for a good fish story.
"It wasn't Bonzo, it was
me. It wasn't shark parts anyway: It was the nose that got put in. We caught a lot of big sharks, at least two dozen, stuck coat hangers through the gills and left 'em in the closet . . . But the
true shark story was that it wasn't even a shark. It was a red snapper and the chick happened to be a f_______ redheaded broad with a ginger p____. And that is the truth. Bonzo was in the room, but I did it. Mark Stein [of Vanilla Fudge] filmed the whole thing. And she
loved it. It was like, "You'd like a bit of *******, eh? Let's see how
your red snapper likes
this red snapper!" That was it. It was the
nose of the fish, and that girl must have come 20 times."-- Richard Cole, Road Manager for Led Zeppelin
http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/mudshark.asp