I got to work yesterday and a baby bird was in the building. I finally got him out a door but only after him flying full speed into the glass 3 times. I would have thought that would have killed him. Glad it didn't but he must have had a really hard head.
How hard are birds heads?
- Thread starter Glenn's Take
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If Louisville fans are any evidence a birds head is pretty damn hard. Womp womp...
Not hard at all so the rhyme goes, using your best Orson Wells voice.....
A little bird with a yellow bill
alit upon my window sill
I lured him in with a piece of bread
then I crushed his ******* head...
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A little bird with a yellow bill
alit upon my window sill
I lured him in with a piece of bread
then I crushed his ******* head...
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Marching song when my Uncle Sam was teaching me to be a cop:
Birdie birdie in the snow
Broken wing and broken toe
Took him in and fed him bread
Then I crushed his ****ing head
Birdie birdie in the snow
Broken wing and broken toe
Took him in and fed him bread
Then I crushed his ****ing head
I called cadence to that song during my entire 20-year Army career. Sub "yellow" for little.
Ah, yes. Department of Defense. Readiness.
True story.