How many children do you need to have to be taken care of

KopiKat

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My fiance and I were discussing this last night. How many kids do you need to have before you are guaranteed that at least one will take care of you. . . .

Votes democrat, experienced receiving government subsistence for housing and food, likes to enjoy things in life but only when other persons are included in taking of no less than 1/2 his risks, preferably more, very comfortable depending on women (Hi mom!) to provide stability, deprived of strong male influences at his early youth, hated dodge ball, never got asked to prom.
 
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Euthanize yourself when you get too old to work and be a productive citizen.
Will your estate to complete strangers so your kids will get over your passing quickly.
I think it was Andrew Carnegie (or one of the other barons from that era) who said he told all of his kids from a very young age that they wouldn't get a single dollar in inheritance. As a result, he said, they developed strong work ethics and made their own fortunes.
 

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I feel sorry for selfish POS like you. Kids are everything in life. I lived the selfish life for many years partying, drinking, and womanizing around the world. None of that compares to the fulfillment and joy of raising a family. It is what men and women are meant to do and brings the greatest joy in life.

You can sit in your little Florida condo smoking pot and feeling like you've got it all figured out but in reality you're a sad little selfish wad of worthless chewed gum. You never matured into a man and know nothing of life and it shows in your rude vulgar posting.
 
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I feel sorry for selfish POS like you. Kids are everything in life. I lived the selfish life for many years partying, drinking, and womanizing around the world. None of that compares to the fulfillment and joy of raising a family. It is what men and women are meant to do and brings the greatest joy in life.

You can sit in your little Florida condo smoking pot and feeling like you've got it all figured out but in reality you're a sad little selfish wad of worthless chewed gum. You never matured into a man and know nothing of life and it shows in your rude vulgar posting.

Ha ha ha, thanks I needed that.
 
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UKserialkiller

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Bodvar or Z, whoever you are this month.

You know I do have it figured out. Or you wouldn't of wasted the energy typing up a post that you know that I don't give two ***** about.
 

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Votes democrat, experienced receiving government subsistence for housing and food, likes to enjoy things in life but only when other persons are included in taking of no less than 1/2 his risks, preferably more, very comfortable depending on women (Hi mom!) to provide stability, deprived of strong male influences at his early youth, hated dodge ball, never got asked to prom.

Asked to prom several times with several women. Went to senior prom with two dates, got in trouble with girlfriend. Future wife is gonna be a doctor, so bang on the money for depending on women for financial support.
 
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Regardless of how rich you are, you need somebody who gives enough of a damn about you to make sure the nursing home isn't mistreating you.

So the proper answer is at least one girl.
 

KopiKat

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Asked to prom several times with several women. Went to senior prom with two dates, got in trouble with girlfriend. Future wife is gonna be a doctor, so bang on the money for depending on women for financial support.

all the gay kids went to prom with a bunch of chicks. and you are the only dude in the world who would refer to a prom date as a woman. Yes, clearly I had you pegged. You could never depend on yourself. Manhood was never in this life for you - noted that you didn't deny hating dodgeball. but congrats on the doctor wife. Bet she's fat as two cows, btw. Ugly as my dog's @ss.
 

d2atTech

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all the gay kids went to prom with a bunch of chicks. and you are the only dude in the world who would refer to a prom date as a woman. Yes, clearly I had you pegged. You could never depend on yourself. Manhood was never in this life for you - noted that you didn't deny hating dodgeball. but congrats on the doctor wife. Bet she's fat as two cows, btw. Ugly as my dog's @ss.

Yes, you clearly have me profiled down pat. You should join the fbi.
 
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d2atTech

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The "women" to the prom thing is kind of a red flag.
One woman to two different proms. Claiming to go as "friends" with the other gal didn't get my off the hook with my girlfriend. The other gal was super Catholic we didn't even grind