how much would you pay for an std test

[d2atTech]

hey paddock, if you could keep it "off the books", so to speak, how much would you pay for a comprehensive std test (HIV, trichomoniasis, herpes simplex 1 and 2, chlamydia, and gonorrhea)?

 

[d2atTech]

uhhhhhhhhhh

nothing?

this something you're just thinking about for yourself or is it being requested by someone else because they think you got the dirty dick?

Something I'm thinking of. Any thoughts from the doc side spears?

 

[-LEK-]

When I was poor, would go to the free clinic. Now, I am married, and my wife gets tested from the gyno. Unless I have issues (I dont), I go off her tests, which are clean.

I think std testing is highly important in new relationships.

 

[-LEK-]

Well, did you get it?

 

[d2atTech]

Good point guys. I was thinking a ten min pee test you can do at the bar

 

[d2atTech]

Well, did you get it?

Spears is a closer

 

[herodotus6]

 

[UKserialkiller]

Wait a minute. Is D2 trying to invent some STD test that you can do at the bar?

 

[ThwKentuckyKid]

Just buy a lime.

 

[herodotus6]

Wait a minute. Is D2 trying to invent some STD test that you can do at the bar?

We'll call it The Bar Exam. Pass the bar, and see if she can handle the truth.

 

[argubs2]

Wtf do you mean "off the books"?

 

[argubs2]

I'd think you would certainly want your doctor to know about any unexpected dick cheese, bud.

 

[UKserialkiller]

I'd think you would certainly want your doctor to know about any unexpected dick cheese, bud.

Yep. agreed. They call that "cleaning the camel's eye"

 

[d2atTech]

Wait a minute. Is D2 trying to invent some STD test that you can do at the bar?

Already did invent man. Just trying to figure out if anyone is going to pay for it, and if so how much.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Already did invent man. Just trying to figure out if anyone is going to pay for it, and if so how much.

Well, dayyum that's awesome. I'd say a box of 25 for $75. But I'm guessing

 

[d2atTech]

Well, dayyum that's awesome. I'd say a box of 25 for $75. But I'm guessing

Yeah 25 is cool. I was thiking we could put the test on the rubber and if it turns like pink or something you have to leave it on

 

[DSmith21]

Jose Lopez (aka Jim Carrey) would have paid thousands a few years ago but the cat is out of the bag now.

"Carrey has repeatedly denied passing the infections — which court papers name as Hepatitis A, chlamydia and oral and genital herpes — to on-again-off-again gal pal Cathriona White before her suicide. White’s mother, Brigid Sweetman, had offered to drop her wrongful-death suit against the funnyman if he released the tests himself and they proved he was clean. He allegedly registered at a clinic under the alias “Jose Lopez” to get tested."

http://pagesix.com/2016/10/20/we-have-proof-of-jim-carreys-stds-late-exs-family/

 

[d2atTech]

I was hoping to do things in sort of a pocket test you could carry on a date. so if the date goes well, you can keep people safe.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Yeah, it would be nice for it to be small enough to put in wallet, pockets etc

 

[d2atTech]

Yeah, it would be nice for it to be small enough to put in wallet, pockets etc

we could have a motto like "a test in hand is better than herpes in the bush" or something

 

[UKserialkiller]

we could have a motto like "a test in hand is better than herpes in the bush" or something

[laughing]

Edgy and to the point. I like it!

 

[Ukbrassowtipin]

You invented a STD test? For which disease?

Also, if everyone is getting a physical every year like they are supposed to their DR. Is more than likely also taking an HIV test.

It would be weird to pull out something at the bar and say hey go piss in this.

 

[d2atTech]

You invented a STD test? For which disease?

Also, if everyone is getting a physical every year like they are supposed to their DR. Is more than likely also taking an HIV test.

It would be weird to pull out something at the bar and say hey go piss in this.

i've got hiv (two genes that are mutation resistant), hsv-1, hsv-2 tested in synthetic samples. yet to go to live virus -- i suppose the test could fail at this stage, but it's unlikely. adding more on top of this is a bit hit or miss

 

[UKserialkiller]

You invented a STD test? For which disease?

Also, if everyone is getting a physical every year like they are supposed to their DR. Is more than likely also taking an HIV test.

It would be weird to pull out something at the bar and say hey go piss in this.

Hey, if it means getting laid, I'd give her full access to my DNA.

 

[herodotus6]

i've got hiv

Porch light on.

 

[funKYcat75]

we could have a motto like "a test in hand is better than herpes in the bush" or something

That really rolls off the tongue, so to speak.

 

[RacerX.ksr]

I'd buy that for a dollar. Does it have electrolytes?

 

[BernieSadori]

I mean I've only had one in my life when I was like 18 and it was just to prove to a chick that I didn't have anything just so I could get my knob slobbed. She refused to do it until I proved I didn't have anything. [laughing]. Stupid ho. I really wanted that beej.

I don't recall paying anything for it at the free clinic, but could be wrong. Would sorta defeat the purpose of calling it the "free clinic" otherwise.

I think she had mouth AIDS and wanted to give it to someone "clean". Played right into her hands....or mouth, if you may.