How often do you call yourself a dumbass?

[funKYcat75]

It's 7:30 AM as I post this and I've already muttered 'dumbass' at myself twice. Once for hitting my head getting in the same car I've driven every morning for two year. Another for trying to catch a cable I dropped by letting my phone drop to the floor instead. I'm on quite a roll.

 

[FargenBastich]

I'm not just satisfied with dumbass. I'll mix in an idiot, a goddamn moron and the occasional buffoon to keep it fresh.

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

Why would I when I have you guys to do that for me?

 

[Hank Camacho_rivals115797]

Why would I when I have you guys to do that for me?

Because you were conceived with a weak sperm?

 

[DSmith21]

I am more of a G damn it person. No need to tear my self down.

 

[Anon1711055878]

Getting ready for work carrying my phone around looking for my phone. Friggin dumbass.

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

Because you were conceived with a weak sperm?

 

[UKGrad93]

I usually go with f@#k me.

 

[MegaBlue05]

Multiple times.

Did it just now when I sent an email at work that started with

Goof morning,

 

[Deeeefense]

When I'm playing tennis at least once or twice a set

 

[Glenn's Take]

To answer your question about me:

 

[Elbridge]

When I do something stupid which is usually a couple times a day, I say to myself "YOU BIG DUMMY" in the voice of Fred Sanford.

Case in point: This morning I went to Kroger to get some things for tailgating and forgot my wallet.

 

[wildcatwelder_rivals]

Oh, FFS, you had best believe it; however.....for me, it's the inflection of the word dumbass that determines just how LARGE of a dumbass move I just pulled to warrant uttering the word.

For instance, I didn't bump my head on my car, not yet anyway; but this morning on my way out the door to physical therapy, ( had total knee replacement 3 weeks ago), I stepped down wrong with the cane I've graduated to from the grandpappy walker, and it hurt like a MF. That warranted a "duuuuuuuumbass", because it's a " I should have known" type of DA move.

Which, upon reflection probably account for damn near all mine anyway.

Carry on dumbass's of the world.

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

I do it way too often, and that's why I come here. I feel like a doctor professor of neuro rocket fusion after reading the many assorted covid threads.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

I wouldn’t know me if I didn’t call myself a dumbass daily

 

[American Dragon]

Never because that’s not a constructive thing to do.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Never because that’s not a constructive thing to do.

Dumbass

 

[august-west]

Not nearly as often as my old lady does

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Not nearly as often as my old lady does

If mine doesn’t say it..I know she’s thinking it

 

[AustinTXCat]

Mornings during hangovers.

 

[Get Buckets]

Never because that’s not a constructive thing to do.

You should.

 

[PhDcat2018]

When I do something stupid which is usually a couple times a day, I say to myself "YOU BIG DUMMY" in the voice of Fred Sanford.

Case in point: This morning I went to Kroger to get some things for tailgating and forgot my wallet.

I say all of the above in this thread. I love Sanford and sons!

 

[chroix]

Not nearly as often as I do other people. What the hell happened? Did everybody eat lead? WTF happened to common sense?

 

[jameslee32]

 

[Backer cutter]

Read this thread yesterday without replying. Started working today and within fifteen minutes I called myself a dumbass. Then I remembered the thread, so I started counting. Lost count after an hour or two. It’s embarrassing. I’m a dumbass extraordinaire.