Newsflash: If you want to feel good about Penn State, don’t come here.

What kind of people want to feel good about Penn State?
Well my family does too and they're usually not ********.A$$holes like me.
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You just learned this? Have you been in a medically induced coma?Newsflash: If you want to feel good about Penn State, don’t come here.
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You just learned this? Have you been in a medically induced coma?
You must be new around here.Newsflash: If you want to feel good about Penn State, don’t come here.
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You're in good company when it comes to A$$holesA$$holes like me.
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The divestment of chicken cosmos is what is keeping us from truly being elite.Research out the a$$
Quality academics
THON
Quality athletics balanced with academics (Success With Honor, The Grand Experiment)
Huge alumni network
Beautiful campus
Ice cream
And more good stuff
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No more grilled stickies....Research out the a$$
Quality academics
THON
Quality athletics balanced with academics (Success With Honor, The Grand Experiment)
Huge alumni network
Beautiful campus
Ice cream
And more good stuff
We suck outright.![]()
The divestment of chicken cosmos is what is keeping us from truly being elite.
Apparently, they have not filled the "Executive Vice President for Delicous Poultry Meats between Yeast Enfused Carbohydrate Serving Mechanisms" as of yet.Chick-fil-A created a burgeoning market for chicken sammiches. Several years ago, Popeyes and many others created new chicken sammiches to compete, yet PSU did nothing. Seriously, what is going on in University Park? For f*ck‘s sake.
I just looked up the average starting salary for Penn State Graduates and I was stunned. It's probably similar at other colleges but all I can say is WOW! It obviously depends on your major but Anthropology, Rhetoric and Composition, Family Studies, and Music majors should be illegal.
Salaries by Major at Penn State Main Campus
How much money do Penn State Main Campus graduates make and which majors earn the most upon graduating? Six years after enrolling, alumni who are working have average earnings of $41,900 per year. After ten years, graduates earn $55,300 on average.
Salaries for Penn State Main Campus Graduates
Isn't this covered by the Chik-Fil-A in the HUB?Chick-fil-A created a burgeoning market for chicken sammiches. Several years ago, Popeyes and many others created new chicken sammiches to compete, yet PSU did nothing. Seriously, what is going on in University Park? For f*ck‘s sake.
We're better than average. Does that make you feel good about Penn State?So it costs more to attend a year at UP now than you will make in six years.
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| Years | Average Earnings |
|---|---|
| after 6 years | $41,900 per year |
| after 7 years | $44,900 per year |
| after 8 years | $48,500 per year |
| after 9 years | $50,700 per year |
| after 10 years | $55,300 per year |
Isn't this covered by the Chik-Fil-A in the HUB?
We're better than average. Does that make you feel good about Penn State?
Post Graduation Earnings
Average Salary After 10 Years
$55,300 vs. $34,300 national median
10 years after enrolling, the average income of former Penn State Main Campus students who are working and no longer in school is $55,300, which is 61% higher than the national median. Sources, U.S. Department of Education College Scorecard / Department of Treasury.
Years Average Earnings after 6 years $41,900 per year after 7 years $44,900 per year after 8 years $48,500 per year after 9 years $50,700 per year after 10 years $55,300 per year
Exactly... the cost of attending PSU now for a state/land grant university is crazy. Some students are going to need decades to pay that back.So it costs more to attend a year at UP now than you will make in six years.
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About 20 years ago I was teaching in Baltimore City and my new co-teacher for Algebra 1 classes was an anthropology major. Couldn't get a job in the field to survive and we will take anyone who can breathe to teach in the city. Lets just say she wasn't quite prepared for the kids or the math.How about Anthropology! I can dig it man, I can dig it.
Guys I’ve been telling you, playoffs solved ALL our problems, we be on easy street
So when I was a wee lad, my Dad the PSU booster (honorary coach) would take me to PSU games. In front of us in WC, there was always this old guy with an old hat on (ya know the one with the little red feather on the side) and a wire to his ear yelling at Joe Paterno and drinking from a small bottle. During one game when I was five or six, I asked my Dad why is the man was so upset? He replied something like 'he just gets excited about the game." I then asked me why does the guy hate the Nittany Lions? My Dad said 'because he's the biggest fan of Penn State and wants them to do well every time."Newsflash: If you want to feel good about Penn State, don’t come here.
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I didn't know you were an A$$hole. That's news to me.A$$holes like me.
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I just looked up the average starting salary for Penn State Graduates and I was stunned. It's probably similar at other colleges but all I can say is WOW! It obviously depends on your major but Anthropology, Rhetoric and Composition, Family Studies, and Music majors should be illegal.
Salaries by Major at Penn State Main Campus
How much money do Penn State Main Campus graduates make and which majors earn the most upon graduating? Six years after enrolling, alumni who are working have average earnings of $41,900 per year. After ten years, graduates earn $55,300 on average.
Salaries for Penn State Main Campus Graduates
We're better than average. Does that make you feel good about Penn State?
Post Graduation Earnings
Average Salary After 10 Years
$55,300 vs. $34,300 national median
10 years after enrolling, the average income of former Penn State Main Campus students who are working and no longer in school is $55,300, which is 61% higher than the national median. Sources, U.S. Department of Education College Scorecard / Department of Treasury.
Years Average Earnings after 6 years $41,900 per year after 7 years $44,900 per year after 8 years $48,500 per year after 9 years $50,700 per year after 10 years $55,300 per year
I didn't know you were an A$$hole. That's need to me.
Rhetoric a good major for law school. Friend of mine did that at Berkeley and did law school at night for two years at American before finishing up at Michigan. She had an offer from a big firm before she ever took one class at UM - but, they name means a lot.