I am going to start using these on my boys

[HighStickHarry_]

 

[Orange Jennyslipper]

Everybody be honest. What were you afraid you were going to see when you opened this thread?

My fear included sharp razors, shaving cream and habanero sauce.

 

[Schoonerman_rivals49058]

Everybody be honest. What were you afraid you were going to see when you opened this thread?

My fear included sharp razors, shaving cream and habanero sauce.

Nunchuks.

 

[JonnyVito]

Everybody be honest. What were you afraid you were going to see when you opened this thread?

My fear included sharp razors, shaving cream and habanero sauce.

I was very gun shy of opening this thread. The only other one on the non-sports board that scared me more was Thor asking if Mega did boudoir shoots. Good times.

 

[HighStickHarry_]

Since almost all of these quotes involve threatening or kicking *** you guys weren't far off.

 

[latimdj]

And yet they didn't get a couple of his best quotes....

1.) In Rio Bravo, where they are throwing dynomite at the shack, and JW yells at Dean Martin that "it took you two" when Dean shoots his first piece of dynomite....that whole scene where Wayne gets after Stumpy about throwing them farther and Martin about took you two just cracks me up....

2.) In Green Berets, After Peterson dies.....and the little Vietnamese boy ham chuck is yelling "Peta son....Peta son.... no .... no..." and then he runs away.....Wayne chases him down and puts his arm around him...... says "You always knew it could happen ham chuck"...... and he says "but... but...but I didn't want it too...... what...what will happen to me now..." .... Wayne says "you let me worry about that Green Beret... you are what this is all about...." .... In a strangely demented way, this scene just cracks me up.... I guess it is the Bravado that makes me laugh

 

[MajorMike_Ret]

When I see that title I think you are about to show me some lotion you use on your nuts.

 

[HighStickHarry_]

You guys are f'd in the head