"I can't even pay a compliment anymore it seems without an issue." Check this out.

[Mr. Potter]

I'm at a Bar Mitzvah a few weeks back I see my best friend's sister Lisa who I haven't seen in a few years. She's two years older than I am.

I said Lisa "Wow, that dress has a nice silhouette on you." I meant to convey that it looked nice on her, my wife was standing right next to me as was her mother, when I utter those words.

Fast forward, I get a call from my sister who just bumped into her. She tells my sister my first words to her the night of the Bar Mitzvah was "she looked fat in her dress".

Shabbat Shalom

 

[Keyser Soze 16802]

Men can't win

 

[rudedude]

I'm at a Bar Mitzvah a few weeks back I see my best friend's sister Lisa who I haven't seen in a few years. She's two years older than I am.

I said Lisa "Wow, that dress has a nice silhouette on you." I meant to convey that it looked nice on her, my wife was standing right next to me as was her mother, when I utter those words.

Fast forward, I get a call from my sister who just bumped into her. She tells my sister my first words to her the night of the Bar Mitzvah was "she looked fat in her dress".

Shabbat Shalom

 

[Lion84]

At least you didn’t say “when are you due?”

 

[BostonNit]

I'm at a Bar Mitzvah a few weeks back I see my best friend's sister Lisa who I haven't seen in a few years. She's two years older than I am.

I said Lisa "Wow, that dress has a nice silhouette on you." I meant to convey that it looked nice on her, my wife was standing right next to me as was her mother, when I utter those words.

Fast forward, I get a call from my sister who just bumped into her. She tells my sister my first words to her the night of the Bar Mitzvah was "she looked fat in her dress".

Shabbat Shalom

Sheesh... It's not like you said "You don't sweat much for a fat chick."

 

[SleepyLion]

I'm at a Bar Mitzvah a few weeks back I see my best friend's sister Lisa who I haven't seen in a few years. She's two years older than I am.

I said Lisa "Wow, that dress has a nice silhouette on you." I meant to convey that it looked nice on her, my wife was standing right next to me as was her mother, when I utter those words.

Fast forward, I get a call from my sister who just bumped into her. She tells my sister my first words to her the night of the Bar Mitzvah was "she looked fat in her dress".

Shabbat Shalom

Is that really what you said?
Or was the sentence, "Wow, that dress has a nice shadow on you and anyone when you stand between them and the sun."

 

[EricStratton-RushChairman]

 

[BobPSU92]

Man: “You really fill out that dress.”

Woman: “So, you think I’m fat!”

Man:

 

[Bosco2]

You should have asked her if she was pregnant.

 

[Woodpecker]

 

[Steve JG]

I'm at a Bar Mitzvah a few weeks back I see my best friend's sister Lisa who I haven't seen in a few years. She's two years older than I am.

I said Lisa "Wow, that dress has a nice silhouette on you." I meant to convey that it looked nice on her, my wife was standing right next to me as was her mother, when I utter those words.

Fast forward, I get a call from my sister who just bumped into her. She tells my sister my first words to her the night of the Bar Mitzvah was "she looked fat in her dress".

Shabbat Shalom

that dress certainly has a nice slimming effect............

 

[PSJimbo]

I have to admit the phrase, "Wow, that dress has a nice silhouette on you.", has never passed my lips. I don't think it's ever even crossed my mind, Mr. Potter. Then again it was better than commenting how "that diet isn't working too well, is it?"

 

[laKavosiey-st lion]

Poorly played, silhouette was poor choice. Who talks like that anyway? Super weird bro.

try “you look great“ next time

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

I'm at a Bar Mitzvah a few weeks back I see my best friend's sister Lisa who I haven't seen in a few years. She's two years older than I am.

I said Lisa "Wow, that dress has a nice silhouette on you." I meant to convey that it looked nice on her, my wife was standing right next to me as was her mother, when I utter those words.

Fast forward, I get a call from my sister who just bumped into her. She tells my sister my first words to her the night of the Bar Mitzvah was "she looked fat in her dress".

Shabbat Shalom

How about… “Your t*ts look great in that dress!”

 

[DaytonRickster]

At least you didn’t say “when are you due?”

Ha! Ha!

 

[LionJim]

Poorly played, silhouette was poor choice. Who talks like that anyway? Super weird bro.

try “you look great“ next time

It’s not that hard.

 

[razpsu]

Why are you saying anything to another woman in front of your wife?
I’m surprised your wife didn’t say what do you mean about that. Or how’s my silhouette you dumbass.

 

[Moogy]

Recently on this board, we've had folks describing in detail how they like to watch young girls thrust their hips, tell people they haven't seen in a long time and they aren't that close to how they like their silhouette, question how someone could even talk to another woman in the presence of their wife ... and we had laKa actually try to tell someone else how to talk ... and he was actually correct.

The creepiness factor here has reached 11.

 

[BobPSU92]

How about… “Your t*ts look great in that dress!”

 

[ODShowtime]

You didn't say it but we can infer from the story that, indeed, Lisa is fat.

 

[psuro]

Recently on this board, we've had folks describing in detail how they like to watch young girls thrust their hips, tell people they haven't seen in a long time and they aren't that close to how they like their silhouette, question how someone could even talk to another woman in the present of their wife ... and we had laKa actually try to tell someone else how to talk ... and he was actually correct.

The creepiness factor here has reached 11.

11 is just the first rung of the ladder on how creepy we can get.

 

[Connorpozlee]

I have to admit the phrase, "Wow, that dress has a nice silhouette on you.", has never passed my lips. I don't think it's ever even crossed my mind, Mr. Potter. Then again it was better than commenting how "that diet isn't working too well, is it?"

It certainly does seem like an odd thing to say. I don’t know that it’s inappropriate, but it’s definitely weird.

 

[retsio]

Your comment was truthful, if not sincere -- however, she is not PHAT - just FAT and obviously did look like it ! Her loss ....

 

[WVilleLion23]

You should have asked her if she was pregnant.

Brian Regan has a skit with that. When’s the baby due?

 

[psuro]

I'm at a Bar Mitzvah a few weeks back I see my best friend's sister Lisa who I haven't seen in a few years. She's two years older than I am.

I said Lisa "Wow, that dress has a nice silhouette on you." I meant to convey that it looked nice on her, my wife was standing right next to me as was her mother, when I utter those words.

Fast forward, I get a call from my sister who just bumped into her. She tells my sister my first words to her the night of the Bar Mitzvah was "she looked fat in her dress".

Shabbat Shalom

At least you didn't yell at an autistic kid.

 

[s1uggo72]

Recently on this board, we've had folks describing in detail how they like to watch young girls thrust their hips, tell people they haven't seen in a long time and they aren't that close to how they like their silhouette, question how someone could even talk to another woman in the presence of their wife ... and we had laKa actually try to tell someone else how to talk ... and he was actually correct.

The creepiness factor here has reached 11.

No one described in detail how they like to watch young girls trust their hips. They described in detail how the exercise was performed. Big difference.

 

[MtNittany]

"Wow, that dress has a nice silhouette on you."

A little odd - the choice of silhouette anyway.

Next time just say "What, did you back into an air hose?"

 

[razpsu]

11 is just the first rung of the ladder on how creepy we can get.

Out of 10 of course.

 

[Steve JG]

It’s not that hard.

that's what she said..........

 

[LionJim]

that's what she said..........

You need to pay me for being your straight man. Wow, am I oblivious. Comes with my profession, if you ask my wife’s opinion. The obliviousness part, not the “not that hard” part.

 

[Moogy]

You need to pay me for being your straight man. Wow, am I oblivious. Comes with my profession, if you ask my wife’s opinion. The obliviousness part, not the “not that hard” part.

You're a gigolo?!?

 

[Catch1lion]

Poorly played, silhouette was poor choice. Who talks like that anyway? Super weird bro.

try “you look great“ next time

Totally agree

 

[TreyBauer35]

Men can't win

That's why it's best to disengage if you can

 

[TreyBauer35]

Poorly played, silhouette was poor choice. Who talks like that anyway? Super weird bro.

try “you look great“ next time

Or just "nice dress". Not to exonerate her though, she did completely misrepresent the situation. She basically lied. He committed a social faux pas by using an odd word; she lied and basically defamed him as mean and insensitive.

 

[TreyBauer35]

At least you didn’t say “when are you due?”

I didn't quite go there but once I ran into a girl I hadn't seen in 2 years. in that time she had gotten married and gained considerable weight, which was a surprise to me. upon greeting her I said "congratulations". She looked at me puzzled and said "for what"?

 

[LionJim]

I didn't quite go there but once I ran into a girl I hadn't seen in 2 years. in that time she had gotten married and gained considerable weight, which was a surprise to me. upon greeting her I said "congratulations". She looked at me puzzled and said "for what"?

Every man has done that. Me: once. I’m a quick learner.

 

[Steve JG]

You need to pay me for being your straight man. Wow, am I oblivious. Comes with my profession, if you ask my wife’s opinion. The obliviousness part, not the “not that hard” part.

You need to pay me for being your straight man. Wow, am I oblivious. Comes with my profession, if you ask my wife’s opinion. The obliviousness part, not the “not that hard” part.