I got old today.

[BobPSU92]

In the span of an hour:

1. After ordering a latte at Starbucks while wearing a PSU jacket, the barista asked if I have a child at PSU. I told her that I went there and that I don’t have kids.

2. While checking out at the food store, the cashier asked if I am eligible for the senior citizen’s discount. I immediately said no and then asked how old one has to be for the discount. 5% discount at age 60 or older. I’m 55.

I hate time.

 

[Chumboshifko1]

In the span of an hour:

1. After ordering a latte at Starbucks while wearing a PSU jacket, the barista asked if I have a child at PSU. I told her that I went there and that I don’t have kids.

2. While checking out at the food store, the cashier asked if I am eligible for the senior citizen’s discount. I immediately said no and then asked how old one has to be for the discount. 5% discount at age 60 or older. I’m 55.

I hate time.

At least you didn't walk around with your zipper down.

 

[BobPSU92]

At least you didn't walk around with your zipper down.

I intentionally left out that part. No one noticed anyway.

 

[DELion]

Welcome to the club (just turned 65). I don't know why businesses try to guess your age. Insulting customers is never a wise strategy.

 

[1995PSUGrad]

I don't work in the month of July, so I usually play about 15 rounds of golf, but I rarely play any other time of the year. So I play at this one local golf course and the guy who works there always asks if I am a senior. He has been asking me for about 5 years now. When I was 47 or 48 I was a little offended. Now that I am 52 I just say yes and take the discount!

 

[Nittering Nabob]

In the span of an hour:

1. After ordering a latte at Starbucks while wearing a PSU jacket, the barista asked if I have a child at PSU. I told her that I went there and that I don’t have kids.

2. While checking out at the food store, the cashier asked if I am eligible for the senior citizen’s discount. I immediately said no and then asked how old one has to be for the discount. 5% discount at age 60 or older. I’m 55.

I hate time.

Why didn't you take the offered Sr discount? It's not like she was going to card you and ask for ID .... she clearly thought you were at least 65.

Did you know you're eligible for a free small coffee at McDonald's every day? I've never partaken in their offer, but just an idea.

 

[Connorpozlee]

In the span of an hour:

1. After ordering a latte at Starbucks while wearing a PSU jacket, the barista asked if I have a child at PSU. I told her that I went there and that I don’t have kids.

2. While checking out at the food store, the cashier asked if I am eligible for the senior citizen’s discount. I immediately said no and then asked how old one has to be for the discount. 5% discount at age 60 or older. I’m 55.

I hate time.

Time is what you’re up against.

 

[BobPSU92]

Time is what you’re up against.

It isn’t on my side.

 

[nittanymoops]

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.

 

[VetsClub78]

Sorry, I’m soon to be 70. My comments are timeless.

 

[Tor_Eckman]

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.

Thanks for the profound insight, Sammy.

 

[Catch1lion]

Now that you’re a soft target, you better start packing in Starbucks . Those 8 yr olds are rough . Don’t get me started on the 12 yr olds. Better get the best super soaker you can find.

 

[Headlock]

At least you didn't walk around with your zipper down.

yet; next week is on the way.

 

[ILLINOISLION]

At least you didn't walk around with your zipper down.

At least you didn't walk around with your zipper down.

At least you didn't walk around with your zipper down.

 

[Yogiman71]

In the span of an hour:

1. After ordering a latte at Starbucks while wearing a PSU jacket, the barista asked if I have a child at PSU. I told her that I went there and that I don’t have kids.

2. While checking out at the food store, the cashier asked if I am eligible for the senior citizen’s discount. I immediately said no and then asked how old one has to be for the discount. 5% discount at age 60 or older. I’m 55.

I hate time.

As a late life father, our son was born when I was 53 I can relate.Many times over the years cashiers, waiters etc would ask about my ’ grandson ’ and then blush when I said he is my son. We are fortunate he grew into a good man. Aerospace Engineer at 23 and I am 76. I hope to be around and see grandkids. He has a sweet GF and has been to 2 whiteout games. The last game I was at the Beav the stadium held 50 k. I am also very positive on Matt C and hope to live long enough to see a Natty since the last one I attended was 40 yd line seats at the Fiesta when we beat Miami. We Are !

 

[fairgambit]

It is very good to see you here ILLINOIS. I guess your Moderator duties limit your ability to post.
I hope you, and the Fonz, are well. Happy Holidays and New Year!

 

[PSU87]

Bob,

In the span of an hour:

1. After ordering a latte at Starbucks while wearing a PSU jacket, the barista asked if I have a child at PSU. I told her that I went there and that I don’t have kids.

2. While checking out at the food store, the cashier asked if I am eligible for the senior citizen’s discount. I immediately said no and then asked how old one has to be for the discount. 5% discount at age 60 or older. I’m 55.

I hate time.

Bob, take heart. You were old long before today.

 

[pendal1]

In the span of an hour:

1. After ordering a latte at Starbucks while wearing a PSU jacket, the barista asked if I have a child at PSU. I told her that I went there and that I don’t have kids.

2. While checking out at the food store, the cashier asked if I am eligible for the senior citizen’s discount. I immediately said no and then asked how old one has to be for the discount. 5% discount at age 60 or older. I’m 55.

I hate time.

I'm assuming you don't get carded in bars. 1-0.

 

[op2]

I intentionally left out that part. No one noticed anyway.

That reminds of a song lyric that goes:

You're not as handsome as you used to be,
But you're the only one who notices anyway.

 

[creamery freak]

Yet, that's next year.

 

[razpsu]

In the span of an hour:

1. After ordering a latte at Starbucks while wearing a PSU jacket, the barista asked if I have a child at PSU. I told her that I went there and that I don’t have kids.

2. While checking out at the food store, the cashier asked if I am eligible for the senior citizen’s discount. I immediately said no and then asked how old one has to be for the discount. 5% discount at age 60 or older. I’m 55.

I hate time.

5 percent? When my dad was 50 in 1986 they were seniors and got 15 percent discounts etc. they keep moving the age bar and decreasing the money bar. Gen x and beyond has no damn chance!!

 

[razpsu]

My daughter’s friend said your grandfather has more energy than my dad.
Her reply? “That’s my dad”.

 

[lobolion]

It isn’t on my side.

Duh! You're not Mick Jagger, you know.

 

[Corner Room Breakfast]

In the span of an hour:

1. After ordering a latte at Starbucks while wearing a PSU jacket, the barista asked if I have a child at PSU. I told her that I went there and that I don’t have kids.

2. While checking out at the food store, the cashier asked if I am eligible for the senior citizen’s discount. I immediately said no and then asked how old one has to be for the discount. 5% discount at age 60 or older. I’m 55.

I hate time.

Do you find yourself watching Wheel Of Fortune more ?

 

[johnmpsu]

In the span of an hour:

1. After ordering a latte at Starbucks while wearing a PSU jacket, the barista asked if I have a child at PSU. I told her that I went there and that I don’t have kids.

2. While checking out at the food store, the cashier asked if I am eligible for the senior citizen’s discount. I immediately said no and then asked how old one has to be for the discount. 5% discount at age 60 or older. I’m 55.

I hate time.

I'm sorry to tell you this but it doesn't get any better.

 

[LionJim]

I'm sorry to tell you this but it doesn't get any better.

Yes, for one thing your hearing goes all to hell.

 

[rudedude]

It is very good to see you here ILLINOIS. I guess your Moderator duties limit your ability to post.
I hope you, and the Fonz, are well. Happy Holidays and New Year!

Hey Fair! Hope all is well. Tree story coming?

 

[Fayette_LION]

Yes, for one thing your hearing goes all to hell.

You youngsters have a lot to look forward to. Remember, after surgery, nothing works as well as it did under normal conditions but you're still on the right side of the grass.

 

[rudedude]

 

[Woodpecker]

I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now

 

[LionJim]

Methinks this fits this thread well. The recent discussions of Jennifer Connelly and Kelly Monaco help frame this poem.

Men Improve With The Years by William Butler Yeats

Comments & analysis: I AM worn out with dreams; / A weather-worn, marble triton

allpoetry.com

 

[DELion]

The best senior discount I've come across is the state of Maryland park pass. If you are 62 or over, you can buy a lifetime senior pass for $10 which provides access to all of Maryland's state parks. I felt guilty accepting it when they offered it to me. Passes for non-seniors are $75 a year for residents / $100 a year for non-residents. Of course it's all relative - PA state parks are still free.

 

[Pa$ky859]

I have a bday in a few days. You guys are killing me. Last year in my 40’s is coming up.

 

[PSU Mike]

If I go long enough without shaving, I’ve been know to walk into places like Cosi, Panera, etc, order a bagel and have staff just hand it to me and refuse payment. I’m pretty sure they think I’m elderly and homeless.

 

[TheBigUglies]

I hear when you get to a certain age, riding Septa is free!!! That being said after another trip around the sun, just stay active and keep moving.

You don't stop being active because you get old, you get old because you stop being active!!

 

[LionJim]

I hear when you get to a certain age, riding Septa is free!!! That being said after another trip around the sun, just stay active and keep moving.

You don't stop being active because you get old, you get old because you stop being active!!

Lifting helps.

 

[BobPSU92]

Lifting helps.

You wouldn’t know it by looking at me, but I work out.

 

[PSU Mike]

Lifting helps.

And stressing about whether on an online publication grades a kid as a high 3- or low 4-star works against you.

 

[PSU Mike]

You wouldn’t know it by looking at me, but I work out.

 

[retsio]

Alright you guys -- DEAL WITH IT !!

After all that has been medically done to me - 19 surgeries / passing on left knee and both shoulders (cannot waste 3 months time for recovery) -- getting OLD-ER is a problem. I am very fortunate to - at least sort of look presentable - and amaze some who want to guess about me.
BUT I am thankful to be 83 in just a month, and hopeful to stay around for awhile. Still have more positive stuff to do!

Remember - 'Every sunrise and Every sunset ... is a Blessing' .... Take care everyone.