I hate when I'm driving, and a white, black, or blue Ford Explorer is behind me getting close.....

[Mr. Potter]

I immediately, get an adrenalin rush thinking I'm about to be pulled over. They should ban those colors for civilians.


It brings back my own "Vietnam Flashbacks"

Shalom

 

[Catch1lion]

Saw a white Explorer coming at me today, and my first thought was police. I get ya Mr. P.

 

[ODShowtime]

Mr Potter ridin' dirty.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

 

[Nitt1300]

Just check if it has a luggage rack on the roof. If it does, it's not a police special.

 

[LionJim]

1. Too many commas, my friend. “I hate when a dark colored ford explorer pulls up behind me when I’m driving.”

2. I’m a very careful, very mild driver. Maybe once a year I do something that asks for being pulled over.

3. That said, my wife still has ptsd from the times I’d run a stop sign while thinking of a proof.

 

[Catch1lion]

1. Too many commas, my friend. “I hate when a dark colored ford explorer pulls up behind me when I’m driving.”

2. I’m a very careful, very mild driver. Maybe once a year I do something that asks for being pulled over.

3. That said, my wife still has ptsd from the times where I’d run a stop sign while thinking of a proof.

DUII, driving under the influence of integrals

 

[Woodpecker]

1. Too many commas, my friend. “I hate when a dark colored ford explorer pulls up behind me when I’m driving.”

2. I’m a very careful, very mild driver. Maybe once a year I do something that asks for being pulled over.

3. That said, my wife still has ptsd from the times where I’d run a stop sign while thinking of a proof.

 

[LionJim]

DUII, driving under the influence of integrals

Dang. Attaboy.

 

[Steve JG]

I immediately, get an adrenalin rush thinking I'm about to be pulled over. They should ban those colors for civilians.


It brings back my own "Vietnam Flashbacks"

Shalom

and here I thought this was going to be about OJ..........

 

[Mr. Potter]

1. Too many commas, my friend. “I hate when a dark colored ford explorer pulls up behind me when I’m driving.”

2. I’m a very careful, very mild driver. Maybe once a year I do something that asks for being pulled over.

3. That said, my wife still has ptsd from the times I’d run a stop sign while thinking of a proof.

Fixed.

 

[EricStratton-RushChairman]

I immediately, get an adrenalin rush thinking I'm about to be pulled over. They should ban those colors for civilians.


It brings back my own "Vietnam Flashbacks"

Shalom

You have open warrants?

 

[BobPSU92]

Never judge a car by its color.

 

[Fac]

Also, look for the spotlight on the driver's side mirror.

 

[Lion84]

Seems the Police are starting to like unmarked pick up trucks - seems unfair in a way.

 

[BriantheLion]

Seems the Police are starting to like unmarked pick up trucks - seems unfair in a way.

… hopefully they won’t zoom up out of nowhere, bear down on us like the ubiquitous always in road rage mode guys… and then ring us up for speeding up to get out of their way!

 

[LionJim]

… hopefully they won’t zoom up out of nowhere, bear down on us like the ubiquitous always in road rage mode guys… and then ring us up for speeding up to get out of their way!

There are times when you absolutely, positively gotta floor it.

 

[Mr. Potter]

Also, look for the spotlight on the driver's side mirror.

Some of these C--k-S--ckers, get them at the auction with the spotlight. It's almost impossible to distinguish. I see a luggage rack on top of one of these vehicles in my rearview mirror I immediately perk up.

 

[PSU Mike]

I just drive the same regardless - makes it easier. Haven’t had to pay a moving violation in 37 years.

 

[BobPSU92]

I just drive the same regardless - makes it easier. Haven’t had to pay a moving violation in 37 years.

But how many outstanding?