What's wrong with lumber yards? I own 2 lumber yards.
I notice you don't spend too much time there.
I'm not really sure where they are.
I notice you don't spend too much time there.
I'm not really sure where they are.
I like you Betty.
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Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations.
It's easy to grin. When your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man that's worthwhile is the man that can smile when his shorts aren't too tight in the srat.
I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuffs going to come down for quite a long while.
I've sentenced younger boys than you to the gas chamber. Felt I owed it to them.
THIS THE BEST QUOTE!!
We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be great for you.
We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be great for you.
Best scene of the movie.
I know how hard it is for young people today and I want to help. Just ask my grandson, Spaulding. He and I are regular pals. Are you my pal......"Mr. Scholarship Winner"?
I mean, the LAST thing the Judge needs is a lot of LOOSE TALK about his niece's behavior. LOL
Than he shouldn't have had a niece for a sex robotess.
How 'bout a Fresca?
I'll take care of him. What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me...which is nice.
You'll get nothing and like it.
"Then how do you measure yourself against other golfers?"
"By height."
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
“It’s the best, man. I got it from a .... Youre probably so high right now, you don’t even know it.”
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“WELL...WE’RE WAITING”
Ted Knight was fvcking hilarious.
Ted Knight was fvcking hilarious.
Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes!!!
I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop!!
I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop!!
You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already